And if it was hanging out in clear view, you would not be laughing
Hilarious British people at Walmart (although Florida is the Sunshine State...):
Barrack Obama, nice, comfortable place for soldiers to sleep in.
I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.
I hate when I text someone thanking them and they reply Np. I just thanked you, don't ignore it because you want to share your interest in Neptunium.
I get confused when people say 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' when they're angry because I don't understand what large amounts of Fluorine have to do with rage.
And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
you must be having some pretty rough sex.
Eating a sandwich doesn't mean you were hungry. Eating a sandwich means that you are Gods gift to earth and have the power and knowledge to change the world
Are you kidding? I'm so sexy when I get out of the shower, the whole room gets steamy because of my hotness
Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.
Talk about bad breath...
I tried this... but my little brother got scared and told my mom. :(
How would toilet paper have a mental disorder, please use other words :/ some people on here have 'retarded' sibilings that get made fun of. Wouldn't that suck if it was you?
Women are like stoves. You're suitably perplexed when you see one outside a kitchen.