It's annoying when people make a big deal if your zipper is accidentally down. It's like, unless my genitalia is hanging out or in clear view, I don't know why you're laughing, amirite?

And if it was hanging out in clear view, you would not be laughing hello smilie

If they don't sell it at Walmart, it doesn't exist, amirite?

Hilarious British people at Walmart (although Florida is the Sunshine State...):
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We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?

Barrack Obama, nice, comfortable place for soldiers to sleep in.

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
@andrewmenoff I think girls might be offended

I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I hate when I text someone thanking them and they reply Np. I just thanked you, don't ignore it because you want to share your interest in Neptunium.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I get confused when people say 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' when they're angry because I don't understand what large amounts of Fluorine have to do with rage.

The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?

And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

Volleyball is like sex, it hurts like hell at first, but after a while you get used to it and it starts to be a pleasant pain, amirite?
Being single doesn't mean you're weak; it means you're strong enough to wait for what you really deserve, amirite?
@ZombieBandwagon Why does everyone have to make a powerful, encouraging statement about everything?

Eating a sandwich doesn't mean you were hungry. Eating a sandwich means that you are Gods gift to earth and have the power and knowledge to change the world l smilie

You always feel your ugliest after you step out of the shower, amirite?

Are you kidding? I'm so sexy when I get out of the shower, the whole room gets steamy because of my hotness

It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

lips and vaginas should switch spots. amirite?

Talk about bad breath...

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

I tried this... but my little brother got scared and told my mom. :(

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Its retarded when you try to pull the first peice of toilet paper off the roll, and it rips in half, then you destroy half the roll before it becomes a whole sheet again, amirite?

How would toilet paper have a mental disorder, please use other words :/ some people on here have 'retarded' sibilings that get made fun of. Wouldn't that suck if it was you?

Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

Women are like stoves. You're suitably perplexed when you see one outside a kitchen.