+627You hate when people say, "you've changed." I mean, I don't know where you come from, but I put on different clothes everyday, amirite?
+136It's awkward pulling back your shower curtain and seeing your cat staring at your nudity intently and wide-eyed as it merows disapprovingly, amirite?
+1,731It's weird how people complain that seat belt laws take away their personal freedom, it's like, you know what else takes away personal freedom? Dying. Amirite?
+286It would be funny to open up a racist bakery and call it "Cake Cake Cake", amirite?
+307The difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls in the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy, amirite?
+230Keep your words short and sweet, for you may have to eat them later. Amirite?
+208Wendy was so happy when she thought about him that she almost peter pants, amirite?
+158If you want to succeed, cut a lemon in half, and suck until you suck seed. Amirite?
+282Watching the bratty kids Toddlers in Tiaras makes you understand why some animals eat their young, Amirite?