+383People with AIDS: Stop complaining. Other people have bigger problems than AIDS, like who they're going to ask to prom and how they should do their makeup the next day, amirite?
+1,151It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?
+225There is so much nudity on TV these days…I just sit there and shake my fist, amirite?
+1,376If tetris has taught you anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,565If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
+958It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
+409To all those girls who die trying to get a size 0 figure: real men go after curves. Only dogs go after bones, amirite?
+1,595Taking a dump should be called 'dropping an e' because it goes from your bowel to your bowl, amirite?
-914god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
+690People don't cry because they're weak. People cry because they have been strong for too long, amirite?