Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?

What is an ass play?

It's really awkward when you go inside of your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monster's Incorporated, amirite?

Epic post

Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
@old-fashioned gay porno

I will never look at Abe the same way again

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
I bet more kisses begin with Bud Light than Kay, amirite?
@1027728

I say no to your no

Pedo Bear has less then 50 days left to get Miley Cyrus. He can do it, amirite?

Pose as a Jonas brother and ask If she wants to do a "duet"

I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?

Cue the awesome Johnny bravo dance

it annoys you when you see nice "christian" teens who go to sunday school and wear abstinence rings drinking, smoking, and having sex. amirite?

Whoever feels the need to wear a ring to prove that they haven't "sexed it up" is a seriously messed up person

You sometimes wonder what was going through that persons mind when they decided they wanted to be a gynecologist, amirite?

They can both smell it but neither of the can eat it

College Students: forget all they tell you about having to give the professors or TAs "favours" in order to get a good grade. If you work hard, you'll do well. If not, there are still plenty of opportunities to suckseed, amirite?

this is hilariously clever

America has no official language, quit telling everyone who comes here to learn English. This country is a melting pot, amirite?

I know it's not the best thing in the world, but how can the US accommodate every nationality in the world? Road signs in english, spanish, french, mandarin, and countless others would be ridiculous .

You kinda wonder if Santa Claus changes clothes when he gets to the other side of the world or if he just freezes in shorts and a t-shirt/ burns up in a long shirt and pants, amirite?
The letter "c" shouldn't really be in the alphabet, the sounds from it either come from k or s...so we could really just get rid of it, and it wouldn't make much of a difference, amirite?

It would kind of make a differense

Bella Swan: "I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died." Coach Carr: "What did i say?" amirite?
It'd be really unfortunate to be a fat girl named candy, amirite?
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