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My teacher shouldn't be allowed to make it mandatory for his students to make a Twitter and follow him, amirite?

I had to do this for my french class... We have to tweet to my teacher in french 3 times a month for a homework grade. It's really not that big of a deal as she doesn't follow us back.

As much as we love the trinkets that come with the holidays, what some of us want is just to spend a little time with that special person, or at least have them drop by to wish us well. Though gifts are nice, just their presents can be enough, amirite?
No one really knows where ice cream trucks come from. amirite?
Math is SO important in school, because without it, we wouldn't be able to figure out what matters, like the angle at which a ladder lies on the side of a house, or the factors of an impossibly long polynomial. THESE are the things that truly matter in life, amirite?

Math challenges your mind... why should our learning stop after we're taught the basics? That's kind of like saying art classes should end after you can draw a stick figure.

You passed your AP Tests from last school year, amirite?

I got four 3's. I strive for mediocrity.

Why does the whole applying to college process have to be as stressful as it is? amirite?

Scholarship applications were more stressful for me... I got into the colleges, but worrying about whether I could afford them was irritating.

People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?
So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?
@Izzie_23 No but being called racist for a saying a bottle of maple syrup is fake is dumb

saying that the maple syrup is fake is dumb too... it has little relevance to the post or the comment posted. but please, if you are going to use the internet, find a sense of humor.

So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?
You've see your cousins naked, amirite?

someone had a drunken easter...

Parents should be legally responsible for their children's crimes until they reach the age of 18, amirite?

So every kid who decides they hate their parents can go kill someone and their parents get sent to prison for it? brilliant. the kids will love it.

Papers shouldn't have a required length. When they do, 80% of what's in your paper is bullshit because you can state your point of view and back it up in a page or less, amirite?

I think teachers that give a required length have a good reason for it. Yes, you may be able to prove your point in a page or less, but the teacher may want 2 more pages of examples and details to support your thesis. No matter how well-written your paper is or how clearly you get your point across, you need to add some "bullshit" details and examples or maybe even repeat some ideas to have good paper.

Johnny Depp is good at playing weird people, amirite?
Dear boys in the friend zone; IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HOT, amirite?

improper use of a semicolon. IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW GRAMMAR.

My shower actually goes from "3rd degree burns" to "scalding hot water from the fiery depths of hell."