I had to do this for my french class... We have to tweet to my teacher in french 3 times a month for a homework grade. It's really not that big of a deal as she doesn't follow us back.
it's a pun
Math challenges your mind... why should our learning stop after we're taught the basics? That's kind of like saying art classes should end after you can draw a stick figure.
I got four 3's. I strive for mediocrity.
Scholarship applications were more stressful for me... I got into the colleges, but worrying about whether I could afford them was irritating.
saying that the maple syrup is fake is dumb too... it has little relevance to the post or the comment posted. but please, if you are going to use the internet, find a sense of humor.
someone had a drunken easter...
So every kid who decides they hate their parents can go kill someone and their parents get sent to prison for it? brilliant. the kids will love it.
I think teachers that give a required length have a good reason for it. Yes, you may be able to prove your point in a page or less, but the teacher may want 2 more pages of examples and details to support your thesis. No matter how well-written your paper is or how clearly you get your point across, you need to add some "bullshit" details and examples or maybe even repeat some ideas to have good paper.
improper use of a semicolon. IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW GRAMMAR.
My shower actually goes from "3rd degree burns" to "scalding hot water from the fiery depths of hell."