You wonder if Harry Potter would've been as popular if he'd had a different name. Bartholomew Perkins just doesn't have the same ring to it, amirite?

Bartholomew Perkins
The boy who lived.
ehhh...

That is an amazing drawing, your drawing skills are unparalleled.

It seems a lot of the morals from Aesop's fables can be applied to sex. "Look before you leap", "Slow and steady wins the race", "Don't cry wolf", amirite?

I don't think the third one applies to me because I sincearly doubt I'll be sexually abusing any wolves.

Jet is a terrible name for a child, amirite?

As of late her sons name is "Jet Star Soria". How unfortunate, amirite?

You support the process of chemical castration (an injection that decreases libido by lowering testosterone levels) for rapists and pedophiles, amirite?
Girls: It doesn't matter how cute a guy is. It doesn't matter how nice a guy is. All that matters is that guy's K/D ratio in MW3, amirite?

.4 ...COME AT ME, HOES

You felt so proud when you memorized your first rap song, amirite?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. Get on my level.

Its really funny how Ke$ha's Twitter name is keshasuxx, amirite?
Girls: Generally, guys don't just look for a pretty face, nice shape, and big boobs in a girl. Usually, the things guys look for most in the girls is internal organs, amirite?

"Man that's a nice Kidney. I would surgically remove the hell out of that."

Pole vault is the coolest sport to watch, amirite?

Are you kidding me!? It's definately Golf.

A best way to start the day is a hug, amirite?

Part of a complete breakfast...

Whats the difference between a woman and a gun? ... You can buy a silencer for the gun. amirite?
People should pray for what happened in Japan, Hundreds of people are dying and ther- OMG THE iPAD 2!!!!1!111! amirite?

Please don't take this seriously. Pray for Japan.

People should pray for what happened in Japan, Hundreds of people are dying and ther- OMG THE iPAD 2!!!!1!111! amirite?
@vondahl Too soon.

It's just what a large portion of people think about. Just because I said a joke doesn't mean I don't care about it.

Eating Starbursts must be an adventure for colorblind people. "Oh, what's this one going to be? DAMMIT I HATE YELLOW!" amirite?