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It's physically impossible to have all 5 fingers touch each other at the same time, amirite?
The animals on Noah's ark had 40 days to get to know each other then were supposed to reproduce the entire species, amirite?

Who did Adam and Eve's kids have kids with?

If you watch porn to masturbate then at some point you've probably watched someone have sex that is no longer even alive. amirite?

Like on Marylin Monroe

Men are always armed cuz they all have swords. amirite?

Some are more like a dagger

Basketball player Zion Williamson is the same height and weight as Master Chief, amirite?
Fire breaths, eats, and grows—maybe if it were allowed to burn long enough, it would become self-aware too. amirite?

Would you really curse a being with such an existence? Everything it loved and came close to would crumble to ash.

The lobsters in the kitchen aboard the titanic didn't realize how lucky they really were when it sank. amirite?

Guys do you feel like the tank just got... like, WAY bigger?

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?

Yeah, they won't though.

A lot of men think sharing their problems is a weakness, well in fact not using all your resources to fix your problems is the weakness. amirite?

Suck on that, non-issues!

Using commas is correct grammar but we never see it in the world of texting, amirite?

What about semicolons then?

Dolphins probably think they're only a few thousand humans in the world and that we only eat seafood. amirite?

They're = they are

Food tastes better in small quantities. amirite?

Patrol II = Patrol I.

Li Shang from Mulan is technically bisexual, amirite?
Cars work exactly like animals do. Taking in oxygen and exhaling CO2. amirite?

Yeah and that combustion engine all animals have.

Sales and clearances are simply marketing tactics to get you to buy more and don't actually effect the profit of the company by much, amirite?

Same thing with brand name vs. generic.

It's the same thing.