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If you put a pepper on a bell, it becomes a bell pepper. amirite?
@Lordtanner Why does it have to be in a certain order?

Because if a plate is on a table the table isn't on the plate

We aren't born knowing how to use the internet, but some of us literally cannot live without it, amirite?
When you whisper or yell in your mind, the volume never changes, amirite?

That's not true at all.

V looks like a simple drawing of Vagina in front whereas P looks a minimalistic drawing of Penis with balls in sideview. amirite?
Lawn mowers are technically grass vacuums. amirite?

With the engine of a small moped and blades that can slide through humans as the propulsion device for the grass

If the Encyclopedia Brown series were written in the 21st century, he'd be known as Wikipedia Brown, amirite?

Or Google McDougal

The degree of success is based on how much you learned from your mistakes. amirite?

It Tetris has taught me anything is that mistakes pile up and accomplishments disappear.

Years look weird when you put in the comma. amirite?

1999 babies are heavier than 1949 babies because there are 50 more of them.

In the distant future, kids are going to be studying us like we studied the Great Depression, amirite?

So theyre also studying the same

Staying indoors may have helped someone break a bad habit they had. amirite?

could also cause someone to relapse with a bad habit

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

"probably", sureee

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Luckily enough- ,oh wait I'm not a millennial...

Sanitary pads is the clinical way of saying vagina bandages, amirite?
Food in real life never tasted as good as it looked in cartoons when we were kids. amirite?

only if you can't cook

Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

Please elaborate