I think you'd hold the stick so that the medal is dangling in front of him.That way he'd keep swimming toward it as motivation.
As well as the strength of a raging fire.
It's ludicrous that because of Ludacris, people now think that "ludicrous" is spelled "ludacris."
...Then why do you smoke? Legitimate question, I'm honestly curious.
I. Love. This.
"Hold Me Tight, and take me Across the Universe, Because if you just Let It Be, We Can Work It Out - and in the end, All You Need Is Love."
Not as good, but similar idea.
And that reminds me of the woman who sued McDonald's for not putting a "Caution: Hot" warning label on their coffee cups. And won. If that's not a sign of a screwed-up society, I don't know what is.
Hey girls, I'm a guy. I play with your feelings and get you to trust me completely. I take everything as a joke and I'm afraid of commitment. As soon as things get too serious, I'm out. I don't care if I hurt you, as long as I get laid.
This makes just about as sense. Just sayin'.
I was looking at the reviews for "Sixteen Candles" one day, and I saw someone had commented, "wait a minute...isnt that the mom from secret life?!?!?!"
I wanted to slap that bitch.
And this is different from previous/current MLIAs how...?
Nope. It does work. Only thing that does, I believe.
Please explain to me how you think that being gay is a choice. I'd honestly like to know.
Okay, it's so-called Christians like you who give all the rest of us a bad name. Those of you who try forcing your beliefs on everyone and trying to prove everything based on the Bible. I am most definitely a Christian, but I believe that there's a lot of stuff in the Bible that is complete bullshit. I don't believe that everything in there is correct or factual, nor do I believe that we should follow it to the letter. We've already progressed beyond so many of these biblical "laws," like the aforementioned eating shellfish or women cutting their hair. Who says we shouldn't do the same with what the Bible says about gays? We live in a changing, more progressive society, in which gays are far more accepted than they were even 20 years ago. It's high time that the church caught up with it.
And as far as God not accepting or loving gays? The priest at my church is a lesbian. Why would God have called her to preach His word if He hated homosexuals? Chew that one over for a while. Th...
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
A for effort. I agree with the sentiment, but not the wording.
This would have made sense like two years ago...now most everything is $1.29.