I thought it was like, a Pokemon or something.
Raisins are the worst! i'm just chilling gonna eat my chocolate chip muffin and bam! ITS FULL OF STUPID RAISINS!!
Its really not much of a comedy anymore. they crack jokes once in a while, but thats it.
sorry, a typo!
Oh my...the stuff that goes on when you don't go on amirite for a week...
saw this on a billboard sign while driving
I know! If I didn't want to book a hotel 5 minutes ago, why would I want to book one now?
This happened to me once, with a little kid!
Kid-This tastes like dog food!
Me-Have you ever tasted dog food?
Kid-Yeah, i have, and it tastes better than this!
I guess but he was kind of a butt-head. And his death was traumatizing.
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Air, Water, Earth, Fire... and SARCASM!