Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?
If you plan to use your belt as a tourniquet in an emergency, you'll need to have a hole in the right spot to fit your limb snug. amirite?

You've just started banging up haven't you?

If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?
If a product listed dihydrogen monoxide as an ingredient someone would definitely complain about unnecessary chemicals. amirite?

to be fair though, everyone who has consumed dihydrogen monoxide, in any quantity, has died or will die

Adults, adolescents and children arguing with each other online is why every issue becomes so polarized. amirite?

Okay, boomer. Whatever...

Someone needs to come up with a supplement that makes your farts smell nice, amirite?

Why not just have a filter you stick in your shorts.

Mace Windu was essentially Yoda's muscle and did all his dirty work. amirite?
Planning and building more and more effective weapons to kill each other is really waste of money. amirite?

Depends on the spoils of war.

The "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor. amirite?

It's called an "Ampersand". It literally comes from the phrase "and per se". Back before the alphabet was agreed upon by everyone, the Ampersand would come at the end of most alphabets, followed by misc letters.

Metaverse is being created for the sole purpose of allowing Mark Zuckerberg to be able to look like a human during interactions. amirite?

Err… umm… it's still not working

A bully is someone who thinks they are doing you a favor by kicking your butt because if they did not kick your butt, some other bully would. amirite?

Or they emotionally and mentally abuse you until your brain state to break

Humans might evolve into being in complete control of their penis, amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk Where do you see the evolutionary advantage of that?

Lower risk of getting your dong jammed in a pant zipper.

Cash currency are only gift cards for the countries that print them. amirite?
Someone somewhere, Has a crush on you and will love you to pieces if they had the chance and you are likely totally oblivious to it. amirite?
The last 3-4 generations can loosely be defined by a stage in Michael Jackson's career. amirite?

Free willie