when regular dogs see police dogs they think oh no it's a cop, amirite?

No they think, "Oh no it's the dog with the owner that will shoot me because I'm not the same color as a Bichon Frise."

The first company to project ads across the moon is going to get ultra rich. amirite?

Imagine if it's Geico

If invisible ink is white and can only be used with a special light, and semen does the same, you could refill your invisible ink pen with your own semen, amirite?

Why does it have to be my semen?

Pubes in the rim, amirite?

I shave my pubes at the urinal

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?
@Shiny244 Why does literally everything have to be about race. Sad

Because race is inextricably linked to virtually every aspect of American society. Why does the very act of mentioning that make some people so butthurt?

Cash currency are only gift cards for the countries that print them. amirite?
There's always a guy who said that he never study , and ace the test... amirite?
@Mcgee0 Yea because they're auditory learners so hearing the lecture is all they need

This and also, some teachers have tendencies to their tests and some of us could pick up on those tendencies.

The last 3-4 generations can loosely be defined by a stage in Michael Jackson's career. amirite?

Free willie

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?
@donna Then make sure you're part of the solution and not the problem

If he wants to speed this up then he would want to become part of the problem.

Every year the anniversary of the meteor impact that killed off the dinosaurs goes by quietly, but no one knows, amirite?

But remember that the length of a day was shorter back then—approximately 23.5 hours—so a year would have had ~373 days, and therefore no single date would correspond to the date when the meteor struck.

@contextrip Einsteinian iq

yeah, looks like we have a real Alan Watts here

almost crashing your car will make you drive back in silence, amirite?

I almost always drive in silence...lol

Number of people older than you never increases. amirite?

Unless you get close to a black hole

It's hilarious to see people on singing shows raise their mics to their mouths to nod. It's a silent gesture, y'all! amirite?

I pretend to walk faster without walking faster in crosswalks

"You do you" is always sarcastic. amirite?