You can be underweight and overweight but you can't be weight, amirite?

Well yes you can but we call it "ideal weight."

If a product listed dihydrogen monoxide as an ingredient someone would definitely complain about unnecessary chemicals. amirite?

to be fair though, everyone who has consumed dihydrogen monoxide, in any quantity, has died or will die

Humans are the only dominant species that bitch about their existence. They're also the first dominant species capable of bitching about their existence. amirite?

The only one we know about. I bet dolphins complain as well, they're too smart not to

If you're a hot girl you can drive the ugliest car in the world and no guy bats an eye but a hot guy driving a POS is a failure. amirite?
@Trashy21 I drive a pos, it's still running why would I replace it?

What is considered a pos car anyway? 😅 I feel like different people may have a different perception about this.

Thats why cocaine is having a timeout

For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist

Childhood is the shortest part of our life but has the longest life in our memories. amirite?
If you did a lot of community service when you were young, you were either a very good kid, or a very bad kid. amirite?

Or you wanted to get into a good college

If you're hot cosplaying is acceptable, if you're ugly then cosplaying makes you a loser, amirite?

Yep, that how the world works

If you find yourself intimidated by others in general just remember you are looking at a member of a species that likes to lick each other's private parts. amirite?

…isn't that most animals in general?

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

I was thinking about this because a friend was wondering where to go next. I suggested that currently as a vegan he doesn't use anything that harms animals. Why does he not look into only using things that don't harm HUMANS - especially as most of what we use & consume comes at least in part from humans working in horrific conditions.

Adults, adolescents and children arguing with each other online is why every issue becomes so polarized. amirite?

Okay, boomer. Whatever...

Weird Al Yankovic's band can play any song. amirite?
Weird Al Yankovic's band can play any song. amirite?

They are probably one of the most underrated bands ever.

Darts are a game where you practice yet another skill that guns made obsolete. amirite?