Animals are smarter than humans in at least one way. Animals would never let the dumbest member of the herd lead the rest. amirite?

Lemmings will follow eachother off a cliff.

Disabled animals are considered cute but disabled humans are often made fun of. amirite?

The same assholes that would make fun of a disabled person wouldnt find a disabled animal cute.

A bully is someone who thinks they are doing you a favor by kicking your butt because if they did not kick your butt, some other bully would. amirite?

Or they emotionally and mentally abuse you until your brain state to break

A spider does push-ups the same way it does squats, amirite?
The vagina is the original 3D printer, amirite?
Sleeping for 5 hours or 5000 years may relatively feel the same. amirite?

about to do that nyquil and find out

Maybe one day body augmentation will be advanced enough to give you a bionic butthole, amirite?

I prefer automatic anus

We human beings tend to think of certain other human beings as somehow very different from us, but we are all the same, all of us glued to our smartphones with their occasional charging tails. amirite?

This actually true most get up go to work get home eat maybe do some work around the house, watch tv repeat.

One of the more unrealistic depictions of real life in movies is the portrayal of a full breakfast being made and the family sitting down to eat on a work/school day. amirite?
@teknogreek I think the depiction is just a holdover from a time of old school American values. Only that people (mostly...

Do you mean like the people that pretend that the ancient tribalistic ways of living, pre colonial, are idyllic heavens of pure life and if the white man hadn't of existed then everyone would be happy?

The "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor. amirite?
The "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor. amirite?

It's called an "Ampersand". It literally comes from the phrase "and per se". Back before the alphabet was agreed upon by everyone, the Ampersand would come at the end of most alphabets, followed by misc letters.

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

Bro this is so deep

Parents who co-sleep with their infants and toddlers hate sleep, amirite?
Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?

In Canada, one may ask to be medically euthanized if certain criteria are met.

Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?