People rip out their carpets for hardwood flooring and then cover them in large area rugs…like carpet, amirite?
If you plan to use your belt as a tourniquet in an emergency, you'll need to have a hole in the right spot to fit your limb snug. amirite?

You've just started banging up haven't you?

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?
A hot dog is a certain shape when it goes one end of you. It is also the same shape when it's coming out of the other. amirite?
@Sewcrazy4cats Man I've never eaten a spicy molten liquid hot dog

I was thinking the same thing, but I could never have said it as elegantly as you did.

If you got braces as a kid it wasn't cuz you were a nerd. It's cuz your parents cared about your dental health. amirite?
In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?

I was told I would grow out of my Metal phase in my teens. I'm 36 and as into as ever, I'm sure I'll still be listening at 66.

If you have birthday sex, you're celebrating coming out of a woman by coming in one. amirite?

If you're a guy having hetero sex or a woman having lesbian sex yes, not so much if you're a guy having gay sex or a woman having hetero sex

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

Cue the flat earther argument of no relative velocity…

Black holes are the most lovecraftian thing in existence, amirite?

Cthulhu has entered the chat

The last Picture your old phone captures is the thing that makes it obsolete. amirite?
Metaverse is being created for the sole purpose of allowing Mark Zuckerberg to be able to look like a human during interactions. amirite?

Err… umm… it's still not working

Somehow, 7/10 sounds way better than 3.5/5 even though it's exactly the same. amirite?

3.5/5 means (7/2)/5 which is 7/10. So yeah. But it takes a lot of effort to think about it that way. It's better and easier to just say 7/10.

Since having three nipples is possible, if you only have two nipples, you have a below average number of nipples. amirite?

Some women lose their nipples due to breast cancer. So I'm not sure on the math. You may be right but there's a good chance you're wrong.

Lego kills old celebs so they don't have to change their rules, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Yes

...Lego kills it

If you date someone who has an identical twin, you probably know what their twin looks like naked. amirite?
@Achilles982 That's why I said "probably"

you have an attitude problem reevaluate it