Bending down to check the height of the flame on your gas stove may be the only part of the cooking process that has remained unchanged for nearly 200 years. amirite?

Sausage over a campfire is still a thing, but you're probably right about indoor cooking unless you count the cooling process in which case pies have been sitting on the windowsill for probably millennia.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

I'm confident that A LOT of stranger will remember that about me.

During every cremation at a funeral, there is a point where the meat is perfectly cooked. amirite?

Cremation usually doesn't take place at a funeral.

It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?
Every basketball shot will go in if thrown from the right place, amirite?
Every basketball shot will go in if thrown from the right place, amirite?
If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?
Z is the most forgettable letter in the alphabet. amirite?

Did you say zee or zed?

Vegans who tries to protect animals and forces it on others but kills insects or pets are not true vegans, amirite?

You have a right to protect yourself. Rats or mosquitoes can transfer diseases, so even as a Vegan you have every right to kill them if they pose a threat.

Considering the way sand gets everywhere, it's suprizing there isn't sand in more places. amirite?
Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?
Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?

In Canada, one may ask to be medically euthanized if certain criteria are met.

Parents who co-sleep with their infants and toddlers hate sleep, amirite?
A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

Bro this is so deep

The "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor. amirite?

It's called an "Ampersand". It literally comes from the phrase "and per se". Back before the alphabet was agreed upon by everyone, the Ampersand would come at the end of most alphabets, followed by misc letters.