America does NOT have an official national language, it's part of free speech. People need to stop complaining about the spanish speakers, etc. in this country, amirite?

If I move to Mexico, I must learn Spanish. If I move to Italy, I have to learn Italian. If I move to Germany, guess what? I have to learn German. Son of a bitch, look at that! If you move to America, you have to learn English. You don't have to forget your native language, as that is completely unreasonable. Just learn English because all business is conducted in English. Only in America does that majority have to change and adapt to accommodate the minority.

Hey, that post has the word "rape" in it. Time to play America's favorite game, How Long Until Some Anonymous Prick Makes an Oversensitive Comment About How Offended They Are, amirite?

I'm very offended. This type of post shows that you are insensetive toward people who have been victimized by people who are overly sensitive and need to incessantly let them know how offended they are. You sir are a bad, bad man.

Its really gay when people try to hide their accent because most accents are either hot on guys or just suddely cute on girls... amirite?
@You guys need to chill out, most urban teenagers use "gay" as slang. I know most of my school does, and no one gets...

It's not about being offensive. It's about sounding like an idiot. Here is the post with the actual meaning of gay substituted in.

"Its really happy when people try to hide their accent because most accents are either hot on guys or just suddely cute on girls... amirite?"

or

"Its really carefree when people try to hide their accent because most accents are either hot on guys or just suddely cute on girls... amirite?"

or

"Its really homosexual when people try to hide their accent because most accents are either hot on guys or just suddely cute on girls... amirite?"

See? It makes no sense. It makes you sound like a bigot asshole and nobody likes a bigot asshole.

Also, WTF is "suddely"?

Guys: No shave November is getting just a little bit annoying right now, amirite?
Smokers don't smoke to look cool and they never have. They smoke for the same reason students eat Ramen noodles; they know it's awfully unhealthy, yet they still do it for enjoyment, amirite?

Pack of smokes: $10 where I live.

Pack of Ramen: $0.20

You wonder if in ten years or so, the High School Musical films will be to our children, like the film Grease is to us now, amirite?

I doubt it because Grease was actually good.

Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?
@Charles_E_Cheese EVERBODY DOWN NOW, IM NOT AFRAID TO HELP EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WITH YOUR HYGEINE!!!!!

Don't make me pluck your eyebrows. You should be very afraid because it stings like a motherfucker!

Its really gay when people try to hide their accent because most accents are either hot on guys or just suddely cute on girls... amirite?

Have you learned nothing from Wanda Sykes?

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You used to wish you went to P.S. 118. amirite?

+1 for the Hey Arnold reference.

If you had a purse worth 1,000 dollars and trapped inside of it was 100 dollars, you would destroy the purse to get to the money instead of selling the purse. amirite?

If a purse was worth $1000, one better be able to open it. Nobody on the planet would pay $1000 for a purse that can't be opened. This post is about 30 yards from logical.

Even though we're a public high school, we should be allowed to call it a Christmas tree, and not have to refer to it as a "holiday tree,", amirite?

As a Christian, I am deeply offended by Menorah. I think it should be referred to as a holiday candelabrum.

You shouldn't give overweight people a tv show. That's just encouraging everyone that being fat gets you on tv, amirite?

I would rather see fat people on tv than shit like "16 And Pregnant".

It looked like she was lip syncing.

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
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This comment has a significantly higher rating than the post itself.

Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?

Took me a minute to get it. Good one.