One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?

One day you could be waking up on the day of your death and not realize it.

If you got a lung transplant from someone with CoronaVirus, you would probably get sick, amirite?

If you got any transplant or any blood products.

Self checkouts are a magical place where the employees watch the customers work. amirite?

I've never seen the attendant not with a person.

Cuddling is way more wholesome and relaxing than sex, yet no one has "cuddle fantasies", amirite?

Bold of you to assume my fantasies aren't almost exclusively cuddle based.

Not all people have internal dialogs with themselves and its very upsetting. amirite?

My brother has aphantasia, meaning he can not imagine pictures, just the other 4 senses.

I'm thinking Hitler, but he is infamous not famous

Lollipops are literally just flavouring your own saliva with sugar and drinking it, amirite?

so thats why licking doorbells is illegal in other planets.

Soon, all the boomers are going to die, amirite?

It's not going to be that soon. People are living much longer, and baby boomers are generally around 70, meaning they'll live for another 25-30 years

The concept of cheating in relationships will need to be revisited once human cloning is commonplace. amirite?

No, a clone is stil a different individual.

Parents use the "if your friend jumped off a cliff" saying like it's the only thing they'll do with friends that can get them hurt. amirite?

Their older minds are too stupid to notice anything different

If a colored person asks for skin color just tell him "ok take it", amirite?
@TheBrainInVain I can't imagine a context for this

I think they mean when drawing maybe? Like searching for crayons or markers? Little children often aren't racist or brought up with bigotry, but when put on the spot will quickly reach for their own skin color as the "skin color" marker.

The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that. amirite?
You will have a totally different set of friends if you were born a year earlier or later. amirite?

I'm no mathematician, but I think the empty set is equal to every other empty set.