Lucky for me I've know my boyfriend's family for years and only just started dating him so there is no awkwardness when I'm at his house, I'm just one of the family already.
It's always a Spanish telemarketer calling so I've stopped picking up. There's only so many times you can say "No habla espanol. I don't understand what you want. Stop calling me." before you start swearing.
I am actually praying that you are just trolling right now. If not, and this is a sincere question that you have, I'm deeply sorry for the fate of the human species for this is just the beginning of the end....
Well you can be like a cool hamster and drive a Kia Soul, or you can be like a mega cool hamster and drive a toaster. I'm a little stuck in the decision process, but I definitely want to take one of those hamsters home....
Lucky for me I've know my boyfriend's family for years and only just started dating him so there is no awkwardness when I'm at his house, I'm just one of the family already.
I find it way more frustrating if I forget my username as there is never a good way to retrieve it - especially if you lied about your age...
It's always a Spanish telemarketer calling so I've stopped picking up. There's only so many times you can say "No habla espanol. I don't understand what you want. Stop calling me." before you start swearing.
Meh, just give them a little blue pill. That will stiffen 'em up.
I just use the term best friend oddly enough....
How the hell is "best gay" short for best guy friend? Moreover, who the heck uses that???
"Oh God, don't say fuck that's offensive!"
"God didn't say fuck, I did. And don't tell God what to say, that's offensive!"
I answered YYA with crazy shenanigans in mind - apparently everyone else went dirty.
That is precisely why I don't spend hours getting ready - 15 minutes tops, 30 if a shower is included.
If I'm offered water and soda, I'm taking both. If I was offered water or soda I would opt for the water.
I am actually praying that you are just trolling right now. If not, and this is a sincere question that you have, I'm deeply sorry for the fate of the human species for this is just the beginning of the end....
Nah, I pretty much just fear the spiders that I am sure are lurking there. The unknown is fascinating to me. :D
Well you can be like a cool hamster and drive a Kia Soul, or you can be like a mega cool hamster and drive a toaster. I'm a little stuck in the decision process, but I definitely want to take one of those hamsters home....
I definitely would too - it just sounds so adorable!
Unfortunately I would need more time than that to listen to my whole library