You feel like a lost puppy the first time you're at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house because you don't want to be left in a room with their family, amirite?

Lucky for me I've know my boyfriend's family for years and only just started dating him so there is no awkwardness when I'm at his house, I'm just one of the family already.

Its always frustrating when your trying to log into a account and cant remember the password, amirite?

I find it way more frustrating if I forget my username as there is never a good way to retrieve it - especially if you lied about your age...

You get a little excited whenever you receive a text message or phone call from a number that isn't already in your phone, amirite?

It's always a Spanish telemarketer calling so I've stopped picking up. There's only so many times you can say "No habla espanol. I don't understand what you want. Stop calling me." before you start swearing.

It's awkward shaking someone's hand who doesn't squeeze, amirite?

Meh, just give them a little blue pill. That will stiffen 'em up.

How the hell is "best gay" short for best guy friend? Moreover, who the heck uses that???

If you think about, it's worse to say omg, than f**k. The first one, you're tolf not to say it right in the ten commandments. No where in the Bible does it say "Though shalt not say the 'F', word". amirite?

"Oh God, don't say fuck that's offensive!"
"God didn't say fuck, I did. And don't tell God what to say, that's offensive!"

You'd commit sins with the Weasley twins, amirite?

I answered YYA with crazy shenanigans in mind - apparently everyone else went dirty.

you hate when you spend hours getting your hair and outfit ready to get a text saying " can we rescedule?" amirite?

That is precisely why I don't spend hours getting ready - 15 minutes tops, 30 if a shower is included.

You have been lost in the desert for 1 week and you are found, you are offered a bottle of soda and water, what would you pick? Always water, amirite?

If I'm offered water and soda, I'm taking both. If I was offered water or soda I would opt for the water.

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
@extremeninja10 yup

I am actually praying that you are just trolling right now. If not, and this is a sincere question that you have, I'm deeply sorry for the fate of the human species for this is just the beginning of the end....

It is the unknown we fear when we look at death and darkness, nothing more, amirite?

Nah, I pretty much just fear the spiders that I am sure are lurking there. The unknown is fascinating to me. :D

The Kia Soul commercials with the random hamsters makes zero sense, amirite?

Well you can be like a cool hamster and drive a Kia Soul, or you can be like a mega cool hamster and drive a toaster. I'm a little stuck in the decision process, but I definitely want to take one of those hamsters home....

Knock off board games would suck. I mean, can you see Hungry Hungry Hedgehogs, Surgery, or Hint ever getting as far as their originals? amirite?
@Gladads I would totally play 'Hungry Hungry Hedgehogs'.

I definitely would too - it just sounds so adorable!

You've been kind of tempted to hole up in your room for like three days straight and listen to every single song in your iTunes library, amirite?

Unfortunately I would need more time than that to listen to my whole library