+364The spiders and I have an agreement, stay out of my room and my 6 foot 'squashing' radius, and they get to live. If I can see you, you die. And of course, I do not actively seek them out, but await for them to cross their boundries, amirite?
+278People don't like different. It scares them if you don't conform. Even so called non-conformists become offended if you refuse to conform to their brand of non-conformity. Its part of human nature I suppose - shun those who dare to dream, who dare to be different, who dare to challenge society, who dare to change. amirite?
+454If you tell me we need to talk, do not spend the rest of the day acting like a child and avoiding me. amirite?
+213You're not a good judge of character if you refuse actually get to know someone after you make your initial judgment, amirite?
+17And let it be said, not every guy is the same. Not every girl is a hopeless romantic. Life may never live up to your expectations, but then again, maybe you aren't fighting hard enough to see what's right in front of you. Just look, right outside - a beautiful world awaits those who want it. amirite?
+6"What new happenings have perchanced upon you since our last delightful encounter good sir/ma'm" sound a lot cooler than "Hey, what's up dude", amirite?
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+27You have a designated set of procrastination sites that you visit and lurk about on as long as possible before admitting you should be working, amirite?
+25"Wait, what did the teacher say to do?" "I'm not really sure, I'm just gonna follow the person who looks like they know what they're doing." "Oh, okay, I'll just follow too.", amirite?
+24What? No. I'm not sick at all! I'm merely attempting to hack up my internal organs as I do not like their current formation within my body and wish to reorganize them. Sheesh, am I ill. What an idea..... amirite?
+30The best form of birth control isn't sex ed. Just plop those teenagers into a camp filled with puking, crying, fighting, and bleeding kids ages 3-10 for a week - garuntee ya they won't have unprotected sex. amirite?
+10If you have the audacity to say "People need to grow some balls and say what they think to other people's face" than you probably shouldn't go around and talk behind other people's back the next day, amirite?
+8The only thing non-conformists hate more than conformists, are non-conformists who don't conform, amirite?
+13It's really annoying when your parent(s) who work less then you do have the nerve to call you lazy when you only clean half the house on your only day off, amirite?