I actually logged out and it was going to be the last time I ever went on amirite but this'll keep me here for a while.
Maybe they've a small tallywhacker.
I could call this tough love, but it feels more like hate.
If i could shoot a dragon out of my wand it wouldn't just be for warding dementors.
Or the ones with games how can I not resist shooting those ducks for a free Iphone?
And it's okay to kill a person because who're they gonna tell, they're dead.
What you're looking for is Yahoo Answers. Exactly that.
Magic has its own science
It's inserting the word pun where it wouldn't actually be a pun.
Take the blue pill.
Because your signature will start looking like comic sans.
Parody Post Time! You really are a ass. did you give up on using logic because there is... uh... You know what, screw this. You're a dick.