You'd pay a fair bit of money to see ActionMan and StickCaveman mud wrestling each other, amirite?

I'd probably lose being that I'm skinny as hell and don't know anything about wrestling. I suppose I know a little about mud so maybe that'd be my advantage.

How long ago did you sign up?

September 5th, '10

That seems like forever ago.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
@TheycallmeStan Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Sometimes underneath penguins eggs remain cold and lately independant. Frequently, races amoung geese interupt lonely, isolated, solemn, tired, inexperianced, circular eggs. X-rays portraying interesting animals laying inside deliver obviously cool images of underneath sea-birds.

You really have to question the defensive value of the female armour in MMORPGs, amirite?

Not to say I have an issue with it or anything with scantly clad women in MMORPGs. yum smilie

As evident in the L.A. Riots, someone cannot save his family or his business from a violent and merciless mob with only a pistol. Assult rifles are necessary. It's a scary concept, but it's real.

That happend once and it was 20 years ago. Yes people will have guns but no matter how big the gun is another will always have a bigger one. We then say we need to have bazookas to defend our self then nuclear weapons it becomes absurd. We lived thousands of years without guns why do we suddenly need them to live in the past 500 years?

Today, as I was walking with my crush dressed as a care bear, I saw two ninjas practicing ballet in the middle of the street. I sent a text to my grandpa and he replied saying "I know, i'm one of the ninjas" Best.Grandfather.Ever. Then my crush threw a pokemon card at my face and declared a nerf gun war. Challenge accepted. MLIA

When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?", amirite?
@TinyNinja So unoriginal, seen it on at least 3 other sites.

I hope you step on a bunch of legos then, because i don't care

The only thing that would suck about getting out of Jurassic Park, is when you are later at a bar trying to pick up chicks then they ask about your scars and how you had gotten them, they wouldn't believe you. amirite?

calm down I will change it when I get home

To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. amirite?
Gullible has three L's, amirite?

At first I was like, "I'm not falling for that one again!" It's like a knee jerk reaction to whenever someone even uses the word gullible.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby is dying and there's nothing we can do about it. UNLESS YOU GET 100,000 LIKES ON FACEBOOK WITH AN UNFORTUNATE LOOKING PICTURE OF SAID BABY, THEN WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAVE THIS BABY" - a doctor somewhere apparently, amirite?

Damn.. I thought of this before but didn't know how to word it as an amirite. Good work, OP.

I love the ones that say, "If you don't share this, you're heartless!"

I'm cool with being heartless.

It's cool that ANTHONY.

She seems thirsty, give her the D
@ilovepie i don't get it

I want to explain it but I don't want to ruin the joke or your innocence.