An optimist, a cynic.
Is that even possible!?
Isn't that like, a paradox?
Isn't the amalgamation of the two terms only applicable to bi-polar people?
So it's like the whole "is-the-glass-half-empty-or-half-full" analogy all over again, but this time, is there anything left in the glass? I think not.
If there's nothing left in the glass, then where's Life?
Whatever it is, I'm still trying to figure that one out.