When someone says they like music, they just confessed that they like listening to vibrating air. amirite?

I do enjoy the vibration of air molecules at a completely ignorant level of decibels

When it comes to pens we are all thieves. amirite?

Nah, I don't want people's pen that they used to scratch their ears, head and crack with.

Sex is an act with the same expected outome each time yet it fails to bore anyone and remains pleasurable. amirite?

Haven't been married for 10 years yet, I guess....

The internet is an eternal journal, and we are chapter one, amirite?

We are the front page

If we could see a preview of the text the other person is drafting before sending you an SMS, we would probably have less friends, amirite?
Pulling the covers up to your face when you're scared doesn't make matters better. In fact, it just makes things worse. amirite?

Well what am i supposed to do when a monster is in my room!?

if skunks are known for farting maybe humans got their genes from them, amirite?
Every day from 9/10/19 to 9/19/19 is a palindrome, amirite?

Only if you use MM/DD/YY format

Doors are hard curtains, amirite?

What if...

curtains are soft doors?

'dont worry be happy' is too general to be used as an advice. amirite?

Ita a nice song but when was the last time someone said that to you ?

We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?
We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?
Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?

Eh. Fair enough.

Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?

I dunno, sometimes it does.

Somewhere in pi, there is a segment of a billion consecutive 1's. amirite?

Ok snotty