"Are YOU new to amirite? possibly transitioning from MLIA? Then listen up! This offer is for you. Call right now and YOU can learn to not say 'i think so' after a rhetorical question! But wait! We'll also throw in a 'you should type like a normal person, and Not. Like. This.' guide! But wait! Order now, and we'll explain to you who Anthony is!" - this should replace some of the ads here, amirite?

I read this with a Billy Mayes voice...

Narwhals would beat a polar bear in a fight. amirite?

Pretty big and pretty white. They'd beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they have a kickass facial horn..

you've named your car, amirite?

I couldn't decide whether it was a boy or a girl so I named it justin beiber

No, he'll speak English and start booty dancing

People who don't have straight, white teeth are just gross. Like, why the fuck would i wanna see you speak let alone kiss you! EW! GET THAT SHIT FIXED, amirite?
@MetalMilitia715 It's sad that 3 people agreed with this jerk.

Those are the jack-asses that only care if someone is hot... not about their personality

A man didn't like his haircut, but it grew on him. amirite?
Suicide is illegal in 48 states. The consiquence is death penalty. amirite?
@wobbuffet I seriously doubt it. I think the worst punishment you would practically get for suicide would be lawfully...

I didn't say attempt at suicide... I said suicide. where you actually kill yourself.. its a joke ^^

Put candles on a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles on a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen! amirite?
@Ok, you're definitely American. That means you're stupid.

I'm guessing your a pansy... Because you're posting this Anonymously. Don't be trollin'!!

Put candles on a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles on a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen! amirite?
You give genders to the letters of the alphabet. amirite?

I totally thought I was the only one!! B is definitely a fat chick, and a J is a guy.

People who don't have straight, white teeth are just gross. Like, why the fuck would i wanna see you speak let alone kiss you! EW! GET THAT SHIT FIXED, amirite?

You know what someone wouldn't want to kiss??? A dirty mouth like yours!

The seven deadly sins are wrath, greed, sloth, pride, envy, lust and gluttony. Also, the seven ways to become a celebrity are: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, envy, lust and gluttony. amirite?
"Look at that hot chick over there!" "...That's my brother." Because sometimes you just want to make a conversation awkward, amirite?

"Look at that ugly chick over there!" "That's justin bieber" "I know!"

its a good feeling when peiple FINALLY vote up you're posts so that you get a positive score, amirite?
@ihavea13inchpenis Shut up you cock

You're the one with a 13 inch penis. Don't be calling me a cock!

It sucks when you know you love the person, but no matter under what circumstances, it will just never work out. Reasons being; to far away, age, parents, friends, ect. amirite?

Your friend's mom