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"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
@poler10 And endorsement is a great place to hide semen...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? hello smilie

Never use superlatives in a post because there's always going to be that annoying commenter saying something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm pretty sure cancer is worse.", amirite?

Well, not ALWAYS...

There once was a tutor who tooted the flute, who tried to tutor two turtles to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two turtles to toot?" This is a pretty hard tongue twister, amirite?
Stoners who say weed isn't a drug it's a herb only accentuate the stereotype of pot smokers being stupid. Unless you use your weed for flavoring and not to get high, don't call it an herb. amirite?
People who cry when they cut onions really need to stop anthropomorphizing their vegetables, amirite?

It's funny, I was just talking to my cucumber about this while we snuggled.

Its strange to think that some of the kids we went to school with in kindergarten could be dead, and we may never know it, amirite?

I had a mini-fight with one of my best friends right before the end of the semester. A few days later I realized he could have been in an accident on the way home and I'd never know because we weren't talking.

But I checked his Facebook and he had posted recently so I went back to being mad.

It is much classier to ask a girl's permission to kiss her than just going in for the kill amirite?

Classier? Sure. But I don't necessarily want a guy to be classy as much as I want him to be assertive and spontaneous.

You have a crush on at least one Disney character, amirite?
"Confidence" is just an excuse used by woman to decline men without seeming shallow, amirite?

Remember, girls, if a guy asks you out, society demands you say yes. Whether you like him or not is irrelevant. If you weren't so shallow you'd like everyone.

Cheating on someone is a good indicator that you should not be with that person, amirite?
@Frank_n_Furter Cheating is natural, humans aren't naturally monogamous. Just because you cheat on someone doesn't mean they're not...

Humans have gotten far beyond what they are "supposed" to do. We're not "supposed" to have such a long life span, or live through cancer, but we can. We can also be monogamous. Personally, I don't consider myself emotionally capable of nonmonogamy. If you feel that monogamy is against your nature, you shouldn't enter into a monogamous relationship, since there are other options. So a person who does not want to spend the rest of his or her life with only one partner should not enter into a relationship with someone who would not allow him or her to see others.

its weird if a teacher/ coach and a student hang out a lot, amirite?

Not really. A lot of times teachers and coaches can become mentors for kids, especially kids who don't have the best home life.

Taylor Swift seems too angelic and pure to have had sex but when you look at the men she's dated (John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal), she probably has, amirite?
@notmuchnotmuch that girl goes through way too many guys to be angelic.

Or maybe she just isn't able to make a real connection with them, because she refuses to get intimate.

It's annoying when people say that homophobes only hate gays because they're secretly gay themselves. The vast majority of homophobes hate gays because of either their religious beliefs or because they look upon gay sex with disgust. If someone fears Muslims, everyone knows it's because Muslims are stereotyped to be extremists. No one suspects that they fear Muslims because they secretly worship Allah and they fear being near a fellow Muslim will somehow surface their religious beliefs, amirite?
People who complain about getting an A- are insanely annoying, amirite?

It depends on why they're complaining, I think. "Oh, I was so close to an A!" is different from ""OMG I DID SO BAD!"

Obviously the egg came first because dinosaurs and fish have been around a lot longer than chickens and they lay eggs, amirite?
@boxtop I think the question applies to chicken eggs, not eggs of other species.

How's this for reasonable thought: Animals were laying eggs long before chickens existed. One of these animals eventually evolved into the chicken. The first chicken hatched out of an egg that had been laid by a different animal. Therefore, the chicken egg came before the chicken.