when u don' know the words to a song u just sing lalalala, amirite?

you
don't
*you

I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?
If evolution is real, then why do we still have monkeys? If they all supposedly evolved, why aren't they extinct, amirite?
Why is 20 the legal age of consent in Germany? Because neinteen was just too confusing, amirite?
When you are shaking your head you start left to right. When you are nodding your head you go up then down, amirite?

fact: you tried after you read it

Virginity: What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of, amirite?
after u read supercalifragilisticexpialidocious u'll burst in to song, amirite?

you
you'll
*into

you spell supercalafragalisticexpiealidocious right and not you? Really?

whoever came up with "I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung" was a freakin' beast, amirite?
@lol, bullshit. I looked at your posts. Pretty sure you stole them from the Facebook group 'Excuse me, sir gangster?...

do you know who made those pics? thanks tho bud.. the ones with the old guy right? yeeeah..

It sucks when your friends do something so bad that you don't know how to make an analogy for it, like, "You can't say fuck Jesus, that's like... well... bad!", amirite?
They should put two shower heads in the shower so you don't have to keep turning around, amirite?
u get excited when u see u have a notifacation, amirite?

Well you're gonna get a lot when you come back on bitch...

Good things come in small packages, but chances are small packages won't get to come in good things. amirite?
Best/Worst newspaper headline ever: "Ex-Con Promises to Make Rape History", amirite?
@mchristie Is it because it goes either way? Like 'Rape is History' (gone) and 'Rape History' (rape 127634 women in 32 hours...

Yeah, it's because it could go either way, depending on how you read it. You can read like "Promises to make rape part of his history" meaning he stops raping, or you can read it like "Promises to rape someone or some people so bad that it makes history."

when u have a substitute u switch names with someone or use a different name, amirite?
when u have a substitute u switch names with someone or use a different name, amirite?