Bad marks don't mean you're stupid, they just mean your not motivated to do that well, amirite?
Alright movie theatres, I'll stop illegally downloading your movies, as long as YOU stop charging me $11.95 for a small popcorn, amirite?
Why is 20 the legal age of consent in Germany? Because neinteen was just too confusing, amirite?
An average soccer player travels 17 miles during one match. Not a sport for pussies anymore, amirite?
@an0nym0us It's better than watching a bunch of fat guys tackle eacother while the skinny guys run thru them or a bunch of...

Baseball and figure skating are boring yeah, but soccer isn't much better. It can't be fun to watch if it's not eventful, if they're just passing it around the whole time, which is like every game, it's barely a step above nascar

whoever came up with "I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung" was a freakin' beast, amirite?
@um, don't call me bud. I'm a chick. You shouldn't take credit for other people's work and then play it off like...

well when you find clear evidence that i didnt make those, ill give and admit it. but that wont happen, so good day to you

Perfect pick-up line for a girl with OCD: Hey baby, those pants are nice, but they'd look even better folded up neatly in a drawer, amirite?
I'm from Colorado. "Do you ski to school?" No, I take sled dogs, its really hard to climb up the hills on the way home with skis. amirite?

you think thats bad? try living in canada..

Bad marks don't mean you're stupid, they just mean your not motivated to do that well, amirite?
why do Winnie the Pooh's friends called him Pooh and not Winnie. amirite?

what IS a pooh?

Girls are the best clitar players, amirite?
It's not a coincidence that you can't say happiness without saying penis, amirite?
We live on front porches and swing life away, we get by just fine here on minimun wage. If love is a labor I'll slave till the end; I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand, amirite?

i love rise against :O

I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?
@StitchedScythe LOL! I love this! More please!

Im gonna do cant touch this, any better ideas? :P

I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?
I like it when a woman's behind is slightly larger than average and I cannot falsely testify to this. amirite?
@Apple_Bottom_Jeans I know you had a Shakespeare one, but this isn't Shakespeare..

Yeah but its still unoriginal, like millions of songs in the world and you re-translate something that was already done better then how you did it..