+718The problem with being a dumb Asian, is if you fail a test then so do the 6 people sitting around you. amirite?
+175If you lock a woman and a dog into the trunk of your car, only one of them will be happy to see you afterwards, amirite?
-504Girls should stop complaining. If they don't like periods, then they should just constantly be pregnant; problem solved. amirite?
+1,386The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?
+621You hate it when you're biting into an apple and someone yells, "Hey that's my iPhone!", amirite?
+2,914If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
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+641Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?
+336There are two meanings to "No one fucking cares." One is: No one cares. The other: No one who's having sex right now cares, amirite?
+615When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the Earth. Then you’re pretty much dead and your wish was wasted... unless your wish was death by meteor. amirite?
+440I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!", amirite?
+380Universal healthcare is a terrible idea. The United States has an unprecedented amount of debt. Where are we to find the money to provide medical services to everyone in the Milky Way, let alone all the other galaxies? It sounds like a good idea in theory, but it's just not fiscally responsible, amirite?
+565If you watch Osama bin Laden's life backwards, its about an ocean zombie that builds skyscrapers out of airplanes, amirite?
+872Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?