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Rebecca is gonna get down to Wal-Mart on Black Friday, amirite?

rebecca might be getting down to walmart on black friday, but she's gonna miss all the good sales because she's too busy picking a seat.

for those of you who know of Chris Farley, you kind of wonder if he hadn't passed away when he did, exactly how many more coffee tables would he have broken..? amirite?
@Keith_Stone down by the river!!

on a diet of government funded cheese!

You can't remember the movie Once Upon a Forest without Googling it, amirite?
Now you get to watch her leave, Out the window, Guess that's why they call it window pane. amirite?
@sarrsberry your lifeeee sucks

sure does. whatever makes you feel good about yourself. :)

It is amusing when something has been around for a while (iPod, BlackBerry, Google, Technology in general) and your parents apparently stumble upon it like they are pioneers in discovering brand new inventions, amirite?

my brother and uncle did that about two weeks ago with pandora.com and i was like seriously? i've only had an account for nearly four years.

Two "Double Stuf" Oreos put together make a "Quadruple Stuf" Oreo, amirite?

accio doublestuff.

The people that came up for the names of phobias are an awfully cruel bunch. They almost always incorperate the actual fear in the name, amirite?

fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

You've imitated the sound the vacuum cleaner makes at least once in your life. amirite?
@fonziekj52 I've also harmonized with one before....

It's possibly the most entertaining thing to do whilst vacuuming.

It's almost weird when people compliment your name. "Cute name!" "Thanks. My mom picked it.", amirite?

that was the fastest i've ever had something homepaged. haha.

the munchies snack mix bag would be a lot better, if there were no pretzels, amirite?

Or they'd be better if there were just a smaller portion of pretzels compared to everything else. It's the same with chex mix.

It is always awkward when the people who work at the kiosks in the mall ask if they can straighten your hair. It's like "no, I would not like you to straighten my hair in the middle of the mall." run away, amirite?
@Or when they want to put stuff on your face it's like 'Yeah i came to the MALL to get a public facial with...

(woo!): right? and for the hair straighteners, just imagine how many people they have used them on before? it's totally gross to think about, although i'm sure they have a way of cleaning them.

Your lap is there when you're sitting, but it's gone when you stand. So a lap never really exists - it's just an illusion, amirite?

I LOVE GILMORE GIRLS.

Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run... into things. amirite?
It is always awkward when the people who work at the kiosks in the mall ask if they can straighten your hair. It's like "no, I would not like you to straighten my hair in the middle of the mall." run away, amirite?
You're saving up to buy a rocketship that will take you to Mars, amirite?

Pigfarts is only the greatest wizarding school in the galaxy. It's where I'm being transferred to next year.