A fist is something that is only present when you make it with your hand. Once you open your hand back up again, it ceases to exist. amirite?
@Kionix There's a story there

Dont probe him over it.... giggidy.

Shows like Avatar and Pokémon teach kids that if you try really hard at something for about a year you can best people who have been working their whole lives on that skill. amirite?

I mean, you need the extra talent or gift of the protagonist.

The star wars prequels had great vision but poor direction. The star wars sequels had great direction but poor vision. amirite?

Define vision.

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?
It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

Let's play "Spot the College Student."

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?
@Robisrael I would like to place money on the fact that OP is under 20

Yea... you realize that nobody thinks about you like at 25

Superhero movies are based on comics but very few are actually comedies, amirite?

Graphic novels

There is a person we know that will never date anyone in their whole life, amirite?

Well of course I know him, he's me

Don't chew with your mouthful is especially good advice when giving a blowjob, amirite?

This infuriated me

We underestimate how much pizza teachers pay out of pocket for over their lifetimes just to see their students happy. amirite?

We also underestimate how much paper and pencils they pay out of pocket for to see their students able to complete their work. Sad but very true.

Pi is the only irrational number people seem to know. amirite?
It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?

Car dealerships are the worst offenders imo - at least here in Australia. Looking for a car is like the ultimate weekend activity along with inspecting properties but are dealerships open on weekends? No, they are only open Monday to Friday whereas real estate agents adjust to meet general public's needs and show places on weekends. Like WTF. So now I have to take time off work to look for a car? Reeeediculous.

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount That makes sense. I have always wondered what OP stated. So many things need to be updated.

Where I live I can't think of anything that closes at 5. Even banks are open til 8.

Puking after drinking alcohol makes a body healthier as the body doesn't have to filter out the harmful residue, amirite?

That's literally why you puke after drinking too much. It's the body trying to reject poison.

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?

That's why many have wheels