We underestimate how much pizza teachers pay out of pocket for over their lifetimes just to see their students happy. amirite?

We also underestimate how much paper and pencils they pay out of pocket for to see their students able to complete their work. Sad but very true.

Whether you can drink alcohol or not is determined by how many times you have witnessed the earth orbit the sun. amirite?

It also determines whether she can take this dick

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?
@Robisrael I would like to place money on the fact that OP is under 20

Yea... you realize that nobody thinks about you like at 25

Oce os jost frorzon wortor, amirite?

Not only are you dumb, you're also stupid

The Death Star's pantry must have been MASSIVE. amirite?
It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount That makes sense. I have always wondered what OP stated. So many things need to be updated.

Where I live I can't think of anything that closes at 5. Even banks are open til 8.

The characters from The Incredibles mostly have the same powers as characters from The Fantastic Four, amirite?

You may be shocked to realise that Incredible is a synonym for Fantastic.

Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Incredible.

The Death Star's pantry must have been MASSIVE. amirite?
@Mariahmcmuffin they had a canteen jeff vader went to it on the regular

The pantry would be in the kitchens which then supply the canteen, you scruffy need herder.

All pet rocks started off as strays. amirite?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

Let's play "Spot the College Student."

The password "password" has been drilled so many times as a bad password it's actually a good password. amirite?

If "password" is safe, imagine how safe "password123" must be, or even "p4ssw0rd"

Since 90% of people have an 'innie', belly buttons are more like belly anus', amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker So... There are outtie buttholes?

Sure.. I've met a few people who are giant buttholes and they are out and about.

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?
Puking after drinking alcohol makes a body healthier as the body doesn't have to filter out the harmful residue, amirite?

That's literally why you puke after drinking too much. It's the body trying to reject poison.

History is written by the vicar. amirite?