"As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all-- the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them." -Dumbledore, HP1
"Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it." Dwight D. Eisenhower
"But God doesn't work it that way. How could He? Why He can scarce keep track of things now. How would it be with everybody asking Him, "God, I want to go back and do it over"? He gives us one chance, that's all. And fools that we are, we never get it right. " -Ann Rinaldi, The Coffin Quilt-
Durza is a magical albino ginger.
The best part of a Dairy Queen cake is the crunchy/fudge middle.
Child leashes are cruel- and yet so hilarious.
I'm a proud Blackhawks fan.