You have a boyfriend/girlfriend, amirite?

STOP REMINDING ME.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
What's the point of have things cost $9.99? Just make them $10. Nobody cares that they have to spend an extra penny. amirite?

"Oh, this is only $8.99? Thank goodness, I thought I was going to have to pay $9!"

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

best. comment. section. ever.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@toastedbread Please. Don't. Talk. Like. People. On. MLIA.

i didn't mean to...what. if. i. was. talking. like. a. robot.

Tom Riddles diary, Marvolo Gaunts ring, Salazar Slytherins locket, Helga Hufflepuffs cup, The lost Diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw, Voldemorts Snake Nagini, and Harry Potter. You know exactly what I'm talking about, amirite?

I read Twilight, but I also read Harry Potter and this made me very, very happy.

Why can't humans have tails? The only thing our tailbone is good for right now is hurting when we hit it. amirite?

We're evolving. Be patient.

The president of Afghanastan should be shot for legalizing the rape of women. Amirite?!? amirite?
@sansa He seriously did that?? What has the world come to?

a bunch of psychopathic horny presidents who only attempt to pass laws for their own benefit

20 years ago: " WHATT YOU ARE PREGNANT < YOURE GROUNDED!" Today: " OH MY GOODNESS! I'll go call MTV! amirite?
Both kinds of beavers chew on wood, amirite?

it took me a minute to get it.

then i laughed.

There's nothing wrong with praying in public school if the student so chooses how he or she prays and to whom he or she prays, amirite?

And as long as they're not distracting other students from doing their work (like Muslim prayer in the middle of a test, or singing a hymn from the Bible during a test), or force other students to participate.

The bell at your school isn't actually a bell, amirite?
@xolilasianxo BOOOOOOOP

mine's bing...BING BING BING...it sounds like an airport, its ridiculous lol

Girls: At one point in your life (probably when you were younger) you were pretty much set on adopting all your kids because you were too scared of giving birth, amirite?

Labor sounds like it hurts. And, my school is INSANELY conservative, and they scare the shit out of everyone with STDs. They act like that one scene in Mean Girls, "Don't have sex because you'll get pregnant and die." Haha

Think of a number from 1-10. Double it. Add 13, then multiply the two digits of the number. Divide by 2 and add your original number to it. You got a random number and did this for no reason. amirite?

asshole. making me do math outside of school:P
but i got 10.5

There's that one song that you have to sing loudly and dramatically every time you hear it, amirite?
@Sup WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND!!

AND WEEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTINGGGGGGGG TILL THE ENDDDDD.