+782When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?", amirite?
+306Bedtime for you used to be when the disney channel movie finished, amirite?
+502You can't bring a water bottle on a plane because it could be a bomb. But it's okay, just go put it in that trashcan, amirite?
+346Having math class in the morning is great because by the time you wake up, it's over, amirite?
+646Did you know Chuck Norris was dropped as a baby? Twice. Once on Hiroshima, and once on Nagasaki. Amirite?
+717The purpose of an airplane propeller is to keep the pilot cool. If you don't believe me, just watch him sweat when it suddenly stops. amirite?
+3,797I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?