Girls: Sometimes you feel bad because you have to pretend to guys that you have your period each month. They probably know it's a myth and that we have them only each couple of years. amirite?

GOSH!! This was supposed to be a womanly secret..PST. What are we going to blame our angry attitudes on now?

Holding poop in is easier than holding pee in, amirite?

I love getting held <3

Making a homemade facial mask/lotion/cleanser sounds fun until you realize theres a crapload of unattainable pricey ingredients that you have to buy to make it. Like...1 ounce of flying unicorn milk. amirite?
@Artemis You don't have a unicorn in your back yard?

Yes I do, but my unicorn is a rainbow pooping unicorn not a milk making one. Do u have a milk making unicorn?

When you were little you liked to eat/drink coffee cream by itself, amirite?

How is this -40!! I love coffee cream. When I was little, I used to get trouble for sneak eating it. And I always had these dreams where I could have a gallon to myself. Maybe I was just addicted to it? Lol.

Making a homemade facial mask/lotion/cleanser sounds fun until you realize theres a crapload of unattainable pricey ingredients that you have to buy to make it. Like...1 ounce of flying unicorn milk. amirite?
@Artemis I do, and I'd be happy to trade you some milk for rainbows.

Lets do this...when the cat meows are midnight (in the creepy alley). Take no one with you, other than MR. Unicorn. :)

No, I'm not having kids because I don't feel like having a watermelon-sized creature come crawling out of my vagina in a pool of mucus. Not because I can't find a good boyfriend. Amirite?

So true :). It seems so PAINFUL!! Like for me, I think babies are so ADORABLE and all that...but the process of having one is just eh. Of course your point is to not have any kids. With me...it might be adopting one or getting a surrogate mother for it.

China's over populated, Africa is starving.....anyone else see what im getting at? amirite?
We've all had a mini-heart attack when it's perfectly quiet and you're on the internet, but the website you're on suddenly says: "Congratulations! You've just won a new [insert flashy item here]! Click now to claim your prize!" Amirite?

YES!! Totally, those damn things scare the crap outta me!!

That movie Black Swan could double to be a horror/porn, amirite?
@TalkingRice Please tell me the details D: (marks down next movie to watch)

LoL.

  • Theres a lesbian scene
  • Guy on girl scene
  • Kinda hilarious masturbation scene done by a girl
  • And a few others.
    But watch out don't get to into it, there was this guy and girl scene when suddenly a creepy statue face popped out. I screamed and sort of jumped out of the chair. Classy huh?

XD totally true.

That movie Black Swan could double to be a horror/porn, amirite?
@IamProbablyaNinja Hmmm... This movie, I heard was good and was gross. It doesn't show anything does it?

IT didn't really show any body parts. Well actually there wasn't any boobs, or ass or butt. But there was things where the chick was fingering herself.

  • You don't see the "parts" but trust me the idea is totally put across. Why don't u watch it to see what i'm talking about?
Therapistfinder.com a great place to find your therapist..either that or a rapist that ends up sending you you to a therapist. Either way you get to see a therapist. amirite?
@Amish_Allosaurus What about Childrenslaughter.com?

lol I didn't know about that site. I just went on a list of the top 10 weird site names.

That movie Black Swan could double to be a horror/porn, amirite?
Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?

Well this is a big debate. But ummm soon the world is going to be overpopulated and people are going to be KILLING each other to survive. There won't be enough space on earth, and pollution would cause havoc. I sound like an evil demon person here, but you know what let some people die. I know! I know! Its harsh, but a few dead could seriously improve the future. Think about what I said before screaming at me btw

We can put a man on the moon, but there is still only one disgusting flavor of cough syrup? I mean really? amirite?

I hate cherry flavored.