Explaining colors to someone who is blind is more difficult than explaining quantum theory to a 2 year old, amirite?

to a kid?

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?
@AntiJokeChicken I don't understand this site anymore.

try Google translators.. it's pretty neat and updated!!

You should be careful about meeting people in the desert

seriously! is this POTFD?

camelshit

You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrongside-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.

if so, what would be statics for blondes !!

@Naggs I hope you get banned

"nobody" can ban me. "i am nobody"
:)

Iamrite.
What may seem as very obvious to us may not be as obvious to others, amirite?

this is obviously suspicious

Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.

Ban whale meat

Why do men pay more for car insurance? it's because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.
Everybody has a dream, amirite?
When someone asks you, "How are you doing," you automatically say good, even when you're doing bad, amirite?

I don't think. This post is against this post.

There should be a law about how many previews there can be on a kids movie...they barely sit through a movie as it is much less than 20 minutes of previews.

Pre-views ?

If humans had always lived underground, we would have a very different concept of time, amirite?

Im having an heart attack ...

Instead of wishing someone a "Happy New Year" you should say "Survive the New Year"; no one is happy 365 days straight.

Peace on earth and poles like post

There have been Queen songs you know, but didn't realize it was Queen. Amirite?

name one!