I personally would like to sacrifice myself to the greater good; taking a bullet for someone, pulling someone out of a burning building, etc. It is perfectly normal to think about the manner in which you'd like to perish, but as The Spill Canvas so eloquently said it "we all flirt with the tiniest notion of self conclusion in one simplified motion. You see, the trick is that you're never supposed to act on it, no matter how unbearable this misery gets."

Since it's a gurl, you should go with "baby gurl" and then when it grows up change its name to "adult gurl."

Remember when amirite used to be about posting relevant and well thought out opinions that could apply to everybody? No one gives a shit what you name your dog, but I sincerely hope you don't choose any of those names

Why is this on the homepage?
No wait. Why is this on amirite?

This is what amirite has come to. Naming puppies.

How about nobody cares

Honestly, how many of these posts do we need? Yeah, it's acceptable and normal. It's also acceptable and normal to be the opposite. No one cares.

I knew at "water". It's the lines of the title sequence. Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...yeah. I can recite that in my sleep.

More like:
You've never had sex while wearing socks, amirite?

I feel like my post caused this and I apologize. For those that do harm themselves, though, doesn't it frustrate you when people run around telling others they hurt themselves just for attention?

The opposing party would play "We Will Rock You" at their national convention.

He would rock the presidential election so hard, it would be in the papers.