Skinny tall guys seem to look like they're walking in slow motion, amirite?

Well, we kinda have to walk slower to keep pace with our more vertically challenged friends.

My teacher shouldn't be allowed to make it mandatory for his students to make a Twitter and follow him, amirite?

My Euro teacher makes us all get a Skype so we can have class calls during snow days, which is not only creepy but also downright cruel.

You know you've been friends for a long time when you're friends on myspace, amirite?

Or when you were friends before you had MySpace.

You're not "one eighth Spanish" or "three fourteenths Egyptian," your nationality lies with wherever you've lived in the longest, amirite?

i think you can only be half something; if one of your parents are a different ethnicity than another. i hate it when people list off everything in their 'blood'.

If you needed to defend yourself from someone who was breaking into your house, one of the best weapons to use would be a hot curling iron. amirite?

You're going to plug in your curling iron and wait several seconds for it to heat up? Do you think they'll sit there and wait for you?

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Knowing a hot guy is going to community college brings his hottness down, amirite?

Whats wrong with going to community college? I think its smarter to go there for your generals and then transfer to finish up your major saves a hell of a lot of money

When there are numerous people on, Amirite Chat can be a fun, delightful place to be in and a great place to make friends, amirite?

I disagree. If you want a slap in the face - got to Amirite chat. There are a lot of rude people. They're only nice to each other, but never to any newcomers. They are not approachable at all.

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It feels terrible, when you are rocking back on your chair, and go just too far, causing you to jerk spasmodically, and grab at ANYTHING nearby to stop your fall, amirite?

In Junior High I had a science teacher who hated me. He accused me off cheating, of stealing and he told me that he didn't like boys who had long hair (I had long hair, it was Junior High give me a break). Anyways that's another story. I had a bad habit of leaning back in my chair when I talked to friends, so one day as I was casually reclining in comfort my science teacher snuck up behind me and yanked my chair backwards. Long story short, things went flying, and I in a panic grabbed onto my teacher's shirt and ripped it. He liked me even less after that.

A little drop of Totinos pizza roll cheese dripped on my thigh two Saturday's ago, and the burn still hasn't healed. WTF. That's what i get for being such a fatty, amirite?

How the fuck did this make the home page?

If a girl gets pregnant and the father explicitly makes it clear to her during her pregnancy that he wants her to get an abortion or give it up for adoption, but she refuses and keeps the baby, he should not be legally obligated to pay child support, (and vice versa if the father wants to keep the baby but the mother does not) amirite?
@Truuninja I can't decide on this post. Someone please tell me their reasons for voting the way they did.

I voted no way, because if the father didn't want a child he shouldn't have gotten her pregnant. If a guy decides to have sex he is deciding to risk getting a girl pregnant, and once she is, it is her body and her decision what to do with the child.

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If a girl gets pregnant and the father explicitly makes it clear to her during her pregnancy that he wants her to get an abortion or give it up for adoption, but she refuses and keeps the baby, he should not be legally obligated to pay child support, (and vice versa if the father wants to keep the baby but the mother does not) amirite?

Should've thought about that before you decided to fool around and have sex.

When you run out of lube, you use toothpaste instead. amirite?

Icy-Hot works just as well, plus it gives that great "my insides are on fire" feeling.