And they'd rather not pick up enormous poops.
They have pectoral muscles and not mammary glands, correct. Most birds (at least the ones capable of flight) have very large pectoral muscles proportionate to the rest of their body.
What's Funktion? Itchiness is useful - the purpose is to cause the desire to scratch, which can remove bugs from your skin.
Like slightly used dog food
...make orphans cry
I've always viewed life as a train. More like time. It can feel slow, fast, but you can't go backwards. You can look back but not go forward at will.
I'll raise you, ‘as per my previous email'