You have stood awkwardly outside of your parents bedroom at 2 in the morning contemplating whether you should wake them up to tell them you have just thrown up over your whole bed, amirite?

Looks like someone woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy....

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

Stop trying to get me to spit out my tea from laughter

You say tomato, I say tomahto, Helen Keller says "aughnuhblugh', amirite?

....I'm going to hell.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

Why does one have to be British to enjoy the wonderment of tea? HMM?

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?

That is one descriptive vagina.

You're really jealous because I figured out how to make words in my posts <i>in italics</i> , amirite?

Did you really homepage this so we can laugh at it?

The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?
@TalkingRice more like add : (

No, it's uncontrollable urges. Ticks, sort of. Only some of which are cussing. My friend has tourettes and her neck twitches. Her friend snaps her fingers.

I don't remember how I got here, INCEPTION!...No hun, you were just wasted, amirite?
@Poor POTD is poor



SOHCAHTOA, amirite?

So my Geometry teacher put on an Indian hat when she told us about the volcano of SOHCAHTOA....

djajipeieywbhdlabdajbcflakfjlaurihyreqe... EEEH MACARENA!!! amirite?

Boy there have been a lot of Macarena posts lately.

I wonder what a burglar would do if he broke down your door, walked in, and you were standing right there, drinking your coffee. Naked. amirite?

Or even better: A burglar breaks into your house and you turn around in a spinny chair and said "I've been expecting you." And you just sipped at your coffee there in the nude.

For those confused on what MLIA may be, here is a quick summary: Today, Harry Potter. Walmart. Twilight. Dinosaurs. Stickers. Explains so much. Snuggies. Giant insert ridiculous animal/item here costume. Bubbles. Floor is Lava. Will you marry me? Ninjas vs. Pirates. Find Waldo. Google beats Yahoo. Awesome teacher. Fake- Trying-to-Hard randomness. I think not. Best. Day. Ever. MLIA, amirite?
@fatima AND HUGGED. and got each others' numbers.

"Guess who's going to see the latest kiddie movie with me on Saturday?" NO ONE. YOU WILL BE ON MLIA TRYING TO MAKE UP STORIES

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?


Double post, my bad.

The Internet is changing society. For example, imagine the courtrooms of the future: “My client pleads non-guilty to first degree murder under the legal grounds of PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.” Amirite?

My client, Markus, is suing under the amendment of "Tits or GTFO"
It is shown here that Ms. Mayberry complied to NEITHER of these requests.

everyone has that friend that probs thinks africa is a country, amirite?

Incidentally the same friend uses the word 'probs' instead of 'probably'.