You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?

Voldemort's body was destroyed after he killed James and Lily, so he was just this wandering spirit that then found Quirrel.
There's probably like a teachers lounge somewhere, like the common rooms the students have.
All the teachers are such hard workers, that they don't have time for relationships until they are out of school, like Lupin. Except for Snape, who is a heart broken man who will never find love again.
Please note that they above is merely speculation

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@RoadRunner (Prof_E):You know, that first question has been bugging me for years, because if what you say is true (and I think...

But his soul couldn't be completely destroyed because of his horcruxes, so I guess that's why his body was destroyed instead...

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@RoadRunner (Prof_E):But let’s say his body and soul were simply separated. That means that the body was left behind, and...

Well, considering that the spell only rebounded because of Lily's love, it probably didn't have the same affect as a regular killing spell, or when someone with a wand rebounded it.

Health books say how underweight people go on diets to gain weight. You don't know a single person who would go on a special diet to gain weight, amirite?

Thin women who want to get pregnant often have to gain weight to have a healthy baby.

hell has an orchestra that only plays "It's a small world after all" nonstop on bagpipes, harmonicas, recorders, banjos, slide whistles, french horns, ukelele and jaw harp, amirite?

What do you have against french horns?

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@Expelliarmus Thank you, I was going to answer the same thing. But the last thing isn't necessarily true; it's not because of...

Yeah, I wasn't being completely serious about the last one, but all the teachers are extremely dedicated to their students. Except the dark arts teachers...

It's weird that there are no tv's in any of the Hogwarts common rooms, amirite?
There's always those actors that, because of a certain role they played on television, you can never see play a different character, amirite?

Steve Urkle, Eric Forman, and anyone from Full House.

The 3 worst times to have a birthday are: during the Christmas season because there's more important things going on; just after the Christmas season because everyone is broke; during midterms and finals because none of your friends can party because they're all studying, amirite?
BBC News: Man dies after Grenade Incident. Please let it be Bruno Mars, amirite?

Amirite: Where people value irony over lives.

Your GPA is 3.6 or higher, amirite?

Considering all the honors/AP/random weighted classes my school offers, everyone is taking at least 1 class that boosts their GPA up.

Finding óut people's first impressions of you is sometimes painful, amirite?

You should hear what people say about you Anonymous.

Casey Anthony should have been found guilty, amirite?
@What's most ridiculous is that, out of everything she's been charged with, the only thing she's been found guilty...

I don't understand how she was found not guilty of aggravated child abuse. If it was an accidental drowning like she said, why would she wait 31 days to report her death instead of immediately getting her help?

The Bible could be renamed to "How The World Exists for Dummies", amirite?

Whether you are an atheist or religious, you should accept that as of right now, it's impossible to know which theory is correct, so you shouldn't hate on someone because they believe something different then you.

There should be a system similar to Netflix, only with ebooks instead of movies, amirite?

My public library lets you borrow ebooks for free, and it automatically gets removed from my kindle after the loan is over.