Everyone hates the people who answer "a boat" or something of that sort when playing Desert Island. I'm trying to get to know you, goddammit. Why not choose something that tells me something about you, instead of telling me that you're an obnoxious smart ass, amirite?

well maybe once you get to know them you'll realize that they're an obnoxious smartass.

The Bible says, "Thou shall not kill." Not, "Thou shall not kill, unless it's for God. Then you can kill all the fuckers you want.", amirite?
Flowers have the most boring sex life, amirite?
@JAYwalker Pollination fornication.

oh yeah baby, pollinate me. harder!

Batman is the best superhero.

wrong. superpower = money. money is the best superpower.

"Piranha 3D" looks like it's going to be REALLY bad, amirite?
@wobbuffet The humor in that movie looks just as bad as the humor in Disaster Movie, and everyone avoided that movie like the...

that's not ironic. thats just bad humor ._.
and vampires suck and piranha go into two different genres. so its a bit hard to compare them

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. amirite?
You may not like me, but Jesus thought I was to die for, amirite?
@536543 So, you're using question marks. Are you confused and questioning your faith? When you're defending Christ, don't...

you'll notice that i was replying to another comment
and im pretty sure that there was no need to defend my faith as of yet, seeing as how '?' indicated that the question was genuine via his chosen medium (confused questions which annoy me)

I saw a kid wearing a harness and his dad was controlling him with a leash while walking on the sidewalk in the city. Can I say WTF? Amirite?

would you prefer the collar to the harness?

Why are people attracted to butts? Seriously...you have one, too. It's not the most pleasant part of the anatomy. Amirite?
They make your face look a lot better but eyebrows are really gross in concept, amirite?

my friends say that i have the equivalent of a unibrow above my lip

laptop : this "can not connect to server" bullshit is ridiculous, i haven't moved an inch & you were perfectly fine connecting to the damn server two seconds ago, amirite?
@Predy excuse me simpler??

...yeah. simpler = minus the complex socio-economic structure that industrial civilization has built

Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
I'm pretty sure hate is a sin... so, wouldn't those oh so devout Christians that think homosexuality is a sin, and hate gays be sinning? amirite?
@PurpleKneeSox Apply: -verb (used with object) 1. to make use of as relevant, suitable, or pertinent: to apply a theory to a problem

your words, not what the high and mighty grammar gods decide. pardon the inside joke usage
'The laws He laid down apply to Himself just as much as the rest of the world' is what im trying to unravel

@PurpleKneeSox All of the deaths recorded in the Bible are not condoned, and those that are are part of God's judgment on sinful...

actually, empathy has to do with humility. pride and humility, and how god chooses to punish sin and disobedience. to stand and defend yourself is pride. to stand and think that god will defend you no matter what is pride. to stand and let god prove your words true is humility. jesus went and rebuked those who did wrong and taught them, but he told you to stand and turn the other cheek. this is because he is god
ignorant, perhaps not. but you may be misrepresenting christianity with your attitude of standing and challenging people to prove you wrong