QueenofModesty

People who believe in God; Isn't it crazy how to talk to the president(or anyone really famous), you would have to pull a lot of strings, and probably spend a lot of time and effort and at least some money to get to him let alone to be able to have a full on conversation with him. Whereas, we have a direct link to the King of Kings with just a single thought? I never thought of this until tonight. We're pretty privileged, amirite?
@1691314

Well then you'll have to forgive me for assuming punctuation is consistent in the English language.

People who believe in God; Isn't it crazy how to talk to the president(or anyone really famous), you would have to pull a lot of strings, and probably spend a lot of time and effort and at least some money to get to him let alone to be able to have a full on conversation with him. Whereas, we have a direct link to the King of Kings with just a single thought? I never thought of this until tonight. We're pretty privileged, amirite?
@1691300

Those aren't brackets [See, this is the part where I both show you what brackets are (verses parentheses-- see link) while simultaneously being an asshole grammar freak].

http://grammar.quickanddirtytip...nd-braces.aspx

People who believe in God; Isn't it crazy how to talk to the president(or anyone really famous), you would have to pull a lot of strings, and probably spend a lot of time and effort and at least some money to get to him let alone to be able to have a full on conversation with him. Whereas, we have a direct link to the King of Kings with just a single thought? I never thought of this until tonight. We're pretty privileged, amirite?
People who believe in God; Isn't it crazy how to talk to the president(or anyone really famous), you would have to pull a lot of strings, and probably spend a lot of time and effort and at least some money to get to him let alone to be able to have a full on conversation with him. Whereas, we have a direct link to the King of Kings with just a single thought? I never thought of this until tonight. We're pretty privileged, amirite?

I have a PROBLEM with this post. That should be a colon, not a semicolon. If you are confused about the usage of a semicolon, please follow this link:

http://www.xavier.edu/writing_center/semicolo.html

If you have no patience or attention span, try this one:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

If it was an earnest mistake, try rereading your posts before submitting them. If you are honestly pissed off that I took time out of my not so busy life to complain about grammar, go watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?fe...;v=0la5DBtOVNI

If you are an awful person, and or did not follow any of those links, for the love of god do not respond to my comment, and let me be the first person to tell you that I hate you today. Go away. Fuck off. You're nasty.

The filming of the music video for Somebody that I used to know must've been extremely awkward. amirite?

Good music, weird video, terrifying man. Look into those eyes and try to tell me he has a soul.

It would be trashy as fuck if girls wore fake toenails, amirite?

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard. But I am. What the hell, post.

Schrodinger's dick in a box was both erect and flaccid, amirite?

It was also a mutated vagina-beest. The more you know.

Since there are snow days, there should be something like beautiful days. When it is just too nice outside to be inside for 7 hours, amirite?

Bueller, anyone?

Guns don't kill people, gay marriage does, amirite?
@whoever wrote this is so dumb, first of all bullets can kill you!!!! it's proven and second how can 2 men getting...

Whoever commented this is so dumb, first of all not understanding sarcasm makes you sound incredibly stupid!!!! It's proven just now by me, right here. Secondly, your grammar makes me sad.

Clever humor (ex. Monty Python, Brian Regan, Eddie Izzard, etc.) is so much more funny than perverted humor (ex. Family guy, "That's what she said" -The office, The simpsons, etc.) amirite?

Monty Python? Clever humor? You clearly do not know what Monty Python is; a myriad of unrelated and nonsensical cracks that constantly border on obscene and take the viewer by surprise. Yes, Monty Python is hilarious and time-honored, but clever? Merely wildly unconventional.
Read the sixteenth XKCD comic, for a highly insightful remark about Monty Python, and how the jokes are abused and run down. Yes, watching Monty Python (or the Flying Circus, of which I am also a fan) is wonderful, but it is not clever humor. Clever humor makes you think, or at the very least involves some kind of process. It may be better than Family Guy or the Simpsons, (I can't testify against the Office, because I have never seen a full episode of it) but that does not mean it is clever humor.

Guns don't kill people, gay marriage does, amirite?
@eldorito Gays are terrorists on the American culture.

Honestly can't tell if you're joking or not. To be clear, my post was a joke. I posted it thinking it was too ridiculous for people to take seriously, which apparently I was wrong about. I am pro-gay marriage, and can't tell if you're taking the joke farther or actually think two people getting married causes others to die.
EDIT: never mind, read your profile. You seem nice!

You can learn a lot about someone by serving them cold butter and soft bread. If they wait for the butter to soften, they're patient. If they warm the butter by breathing on it, they're innovative. If they melt the butter in the microwave, they're risky. Amirite?

Yes, risky. I'm RISKY. There is no lazy here.

It's annoying when people tell you to get your priorities straight. You're going to, it's just not first on your list of things to do, amirite?

You go Glen Coco!
I don't even know what the post says. Hang on.

Oh hey, that's funny! You go Glen Coco!

It would be cruel but kinda funny if before you died, instead of a series of images of your proudest and happiest moments flashing before your eyes, it was a series of photos in which you’ve just happened to be in the background of at tourist type destinations. amirite?

You go Glen Coco!

You would love to win a lifetime's supply of calendars, so that you know when you're going to die, amirite?

I won a contest promising a life time supply of batteries. They sent seven. I... I just used the last one this morning... shit.