Well then you'll have to forgive me for assuming punctuation is consistent in the English language.
Those aren't brackets [See, this is the part where I both show you what brackets are (verses parentheses-- see link) while simultaneously being an asshole grammar freak].
I have a PROBLEM with this post. That should be a colon, not a semicolon. If you are confused about the usage of a semicolon, please follow this link:
If you have no patience or attention span, try this one:
If it was an earnest mistake, try rereading your posts before submitting them. If you are honestly pissed off that I took time out of my not so busy life to complain about grammar, go watch this:
If you are an awful person, and or did not follow any of those links, for the love of god do not respond to my comment, and let me be the first person to tell you that I hate you today. Go away. Fuck off. You're nasty.
Good music, weird video, terrifying man. Look into those eyes and try to tell me he has a soul.
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard. But I am. What the hell, post.
It was also a mutated vagina-beest. The more you know.
Whoever commented this is so dumb, first of all not understanding sarcasm makes you sound incredibly stupid!!!! It's proven just now by me, right here. Secondly, your grammar makes me sad.
Monty Python? Clever humor? You clearly do not know what Monty Python is; a myriad of unrelated and nonsensical cracks that constantly border on obscene and take the viewer by surprise. Yes, Monty Python is hilarious and time-honored, but clever? Merely wildly unconventional.
Read the sixteenth XKCD comic, for a highly insightful remark about Monty Python, and how the jokes are abused and run down. Yes, watching Monty Python (or the Flying Circus, of which I am also a fan) is wonderful, but it is not clever humor. Clever humor makes you think, or at the very least involves some kind of process. It may be better than Family Guy or the Simpsons, (I can't testify against the Office, because I have never seen a full episode of it) but that does not mean it is clever humor.
Honestly can't tell if you're joking or not. To be clear, my post was a joke. I posted it thinking it was too ridiculous for people to take seriously, which apparently I was wrong about. I am pro-gay marriage, and can't tell if you're taking the joke farther or actually think two people getting married causes others to die.
EDIT: never mind, read your profile. You seem nice!
Yes, risky. I'm RISKY. There is no lazy here.
You go Glen Coco!
I don't even know what the post says. Hang on.
Oh hey, that's funny! You go Glen Coco!
You go Glen Coco!
I won a contest promising a life time supply of batteries. They sent seven. I... I just used the last one this morning... shit.