Most women probably wish all males with a dick smaller than 7 in was killed, amirite?
Gravity is heavier when you first wake up. amirite?

Gravity is heavier after a few tequilas

Travelling forward in time without coming back is useless, amirite?

We're doing that right now.

At a rate of one second per second.

With the self-driving car revolution imminent, it won't be long before we hear reports of motorists arriving at their destinations dead. amirite?

This happened on CSI Miami a long time ago

One major advantage of being female is almost no one ever gets mad at you for having an accidental orgasm. amirite?
@yourneck That's one of the best short jokes ever!! That's why Simon and Garfunkel were so happy, they were tripping down the...

There's a better one about four nuns at the Pearly Gates, but I'm on mobile now so I can't be arsed trying to type it.

we will never understand the relationship between different species with equal intelligent level (dogs and cats and other animals) until we find extraterrestrial life that have same level as humans, amirite?

Get a three year old a baby Raven for a pet and when the kid is about six, ask them about their friendship.

In no way is help-line elevator music better than absolute silence. amirite?
@Hofito Other than the fact that it lets the caller know they haven't been hung up on..

So does a beep every ten seconds or the fact your phone is still connected or the fact that is highly unlikely... the list goes on. Grainy, loud, repetitive music is not the appropriate solution to that problem!

You only watch videos about tv shows to find a way to recapture the feeling of watching it for the first time. amirite?

Not really? Maybe the ones that are from a long time ago and you wanna feel nostalgic

The person using a lightsaber must have extreme confidence in his/her ability to defend him/herself against a ray gun. amirite?

You know those conical collars that dogs wear when they get surgery..well I'd likely need a big one on my lightsabre in order not to hit my self

For teachers that grade tests out of the highest achieved score on the test, if all students agree to answer the exact same way (A on every question for example) then everyone would get 100%, amirite?
For teachers that grade tests out of the highest achieved score on the test, if all students agree to answer the exact same way (A on every question for example) then everyone would get 100%, amirite?
@Struyk3 You clearly never had any sort of education at all, because that isn't how it works, it has never been how it...

teachers do that. you can't tell me that doesn't exist because I've had teachers like this

For teachers that grade tests out of the highest achieved score on the test, if all students agree to answer the exact same way (A on every question for example) then everyone would get 100%, amirite?
@Eiraen No. If you all get 30% right you all still fail. Maybe you need to retake math for the word problem portions.

no because then if the highest achieved grade is 30 the test is graded out of 30. everyone gets 30/30

All things 1920s are gonna be huge this coming decade, amirite?

im personally very excited

The date 04/20 only exists in countries that display dates that way, amirite?

The color red is only seen by those who can see that color.