Today, I saw a MAN AND A WOMAN HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC! I mean, I don't have anything against heterosexuality, but don't flaunt it in front of me... think about the children, amirite?

Correct me if I'm wrong but did this post used to have an "OMFG" 'before think of the children' ???

This must have been a pretty awkward elevator ride, amirite?

*Elevader

You hate it when you live in the small town of Bethel, Alaska and find out that the rumors of a Taco Bell coming soon were just a lie made up by some jerk(s) and you end up dissappointed. But then out of nowhere you and the rest of the town go crazy because a taco truck filled with 10,000 Doritoz Locos Tacos falls out of the sky magically and solves the problem, amirite?
Where the fuck are her elbows, amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/114876

Found them! I can see them in this picture of her.

Teachers shouldn't take away everybody's privileges just because a few people behaved irresponsibly, amirite?

This situation is hard though. If you don't fess up you get punished by the teacher, but if you do you're labeled as a snitch by your peers and given hell for that too. And the Cunt(s) who caused the problem sure as hell wont confess. It's just a lose/lose situation. Teachers don't get that and if they do they don't give a crap.

"Life isn't fair, deal with it!" -My 12th grade English Teacher. Well Mrs. Bitch I would like to see one teacher fuck up and have all the other Teachers (including yourself) fired and told to "deal with it!"

The point of the video Kony 2012 was not that we all need to protest and donate to stop something that's been going on for years. The video is an experiment of the internet's power. To see if we can make this video go viral and spread the word to show congress that the special unit deployed to Uganda to stop Joseph Kony (ONE person committing these crimes) needs to finish their mission. The point is that you can make a difference with just a like, a comment or a tweet, amirite?

Kony's hiding spot officially puts Waldo, Anne Frank, Carmen San Diego, and Osama's hiding spots to shame.

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
@Brettward95 Well I love you!

Well I guess you used "attract" because I love you too! love smilie

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?

I love it when people relate pokémon to real life situations!

You pretend to be a happy-go-lucky gay-lover but secretly you think gay sex is immoral and gross and wish people would stop pretending to be gay. amirite?
@Ur_wrong_im_right Oh my god. You are so right! I mean, i'm not against gay people, but god made two kinds of homosapians... so that...

What exactly is a "buttsext?" Is that texting someone a picture of your butt or sending a sext message with your butt?

You pretend to be a happy-go-lucky gay-lover but secretly you think gay sex is immoral and gross and wish people would stop pretending to be gay. amirite?

How the...what the... Why is this in the sports category?

Everyone knows the first child is taken for granted, the second child is ignored, and the third child is babied beyond belief. amirite?

I have middle child syndrome. It's not my fault though, it's my sister Marsha's. Marsha gets everything she wants, everyone thinks she's so hot, and innocent! UGH...MARSHA,MARSHA,MARSHA!

You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?

Ha, I just imagined my tummy speaking through my belly button! XD

Guys: You're really in touch with yourself. Especially at night. amirite?
@runnerdude You lucky bastard

Oh I'm sorry. I can touch you too if you'd like hello smilie

Guys: You're really in touch with yourself. Especially at night. amirite?

I'm more in touch with my feminine side.... so I tend to touch my girl friend instead.

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
@runnerdude What about blind people? Huh?? Just gunna ignore them?

Thank you kind sir for pointing that out. My apologies to anyone whom I've offended.http://ctrlv.in/45250