if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
@Adolf__Hitler Must...resist...urge to kill

You haven't done too well with that in the past.

You kind of wonder how someone discovered table salt. "Hey, let's mix two deadly elements and use the result to season food!", amirite?

This post is such a fail and I'm really wondering how it got on the homepage. And this is my post.

I recently started talking to this guy. He referred to one of my friends as the "kinda big one". My friend doesn't talk to him. I was wrong in telling her he said that about her, amirite?
@FredWeasley Aw =( I'm really sorry. But you're not stupid! You thought you were doing the right thing

Thanks. It's been a while since someone has shown me genuine kindness and care and you have. So really, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Tip: Just because it fits inside a microwave doesn't mean it should go inside a microwave, amirite?
@Microwave Well I'm a microwave!

Oh, that makes sense. I'm sorry people stick random small objects inside of you.

Sorry Timbaland but it's not to late to apologize. It's too late to forgive, amirite?
"I'm not a mistake, I'm not a fake, it's in my DNA!" Sorry Miley, but your whole CAREER is a mistake, your "care" about your fans is completely fake, and if it's in your DNA, then why isn't your dad a trashy slut? amirite?
Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@1271779

Having sex with your teacher should be called a mentorgasm.

Looking back, you wonder why the hell Lizzie and Miranda were allowed to have sleepovers with Gordo, amirite?
1950s: "Oh, I remember when girls showing their ankles in public was a disgrace, but now it's okay." 1980s: "Oh, I remember when girls showing their stomachs in public was unacceptable, but now it's fine." 2050s: "Oh, I remember when girls showing their breasts in public was considered disgusting, but now...", amirite?
It would suck if you were to walk by victoria secret and someone was pounding their meat to the posters. amirite?
People who floss every night: ....oh wait. amirite?
@MrRite Well, just brushing your teeth misses a lot of plaque that floss gets out. Eventually, a lot of that plaque you...

You're right, not flossing is actually not good for your health. And it can increase your risk of heart disease. I floss almost every night. I try to anyway.

Oh, you play the triangle? Excuse me while I take my clothes off, amirite?

Ahaha, win.

It's completely retarded that teenagers under the age of 18, that have a job, have to pay taxes to a government that they can't vote for, amirite?

You know what's worse? The fact that you'd use the word retarded like that.

Hello, I'm a guy. All I need is food, water, and sex, but otherwise, I'm fine. Am I seriously that complicated? amirite?

And you forgot video games.

It's awkward when your mom screams, "KATIE, DO YOU NEED ANY MENSTRUAL PADS?" in the middle of the grocery store. It's even more awkward when you reply. amirite?

Lmao, these comments are amazing.