Dear, Katjazz you are extremly HOT!! I love you! Will you marry me!!! amirite?
@1423604

I'm a female, but don't worry, this computer is in my kitchen.

People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?

'to' is too short.

Strippers make a butt-load of money, amirite?
@Baconnoisseur Pirates make a boat-load of money.

Stripper pirates make a booty-load of money.

lol, that didn't really make sense, but whatever.

Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?
Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?
@Slenderman Anthony Brett Polarthebear

Yeah, I like Rainbows too, she's the shit!

The second letter of your name is a vowel. amirite?
@Mads you're phsychic?!

no, he's from the futer.

When you simplify a sport, it just doesn't sound as fun, (track: running in circles) amirite?
A good way to tell if someone's too young for you: divide your own age by two and add 7. If they're under that number, too young. amirite?
@What if you're 14? 14/2+7=14. so you're not allowed to date a 13yrold?

Uck. Who would want to date a 13 year old besides their own kind?

If you think about it, us white people should stick together. There's more non-whites out there that could revolt, amirite?

OR WE COULD ALL BE FRIENDS AND THERE WOULD BE NOBODY TO REVOLT AGAINST.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?

Cho is my favorite white character.

I'm confused. So if you said that you were gay just a few years ago, then you'll be bullied, beaten and bashed. But now it's 'popular' to say you are gay/bisexual? WTF did I miss? amirite?

Bi=2.
they think they're 2 cool.

/says cheesy joke and hears crickets chirping.

These comments are amazing.

There is nothing uglier than grey sweatpants. You wouldn't be caught dead wearing those things, amirite?

They're okay regularly, but I think it's really stupid when girls try to dress them up with Uggs.

It's funny how in one class you're the popular person with a lot of friends, and in the next, you're the loner without anyone to talk to, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz And, in the classes where you're a "loner" everyone ends up thinking you're anti-social and always that quiet.

And then you're walking in the hallways with all of your friends and you walk past a kid in your "loner class" and they looked all surprised to see that you actually talk.

I chose books, you chose looks. I chose to not lie, you chose to get high. I chose to lead, you chose weed. I chose a conference call, you chose alcohol. And THAT is what distinguishes success from failure. Amirite?
@707803

Just because you have a high GPA doesn't make you successful.