It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha

Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

I can accurately predict the sex of your wife's unborn baby if: A. I stick my hand up in there and feel around. B. You give me 2 guesses. amirite?

Go for it. But I'm not pregnant ;)

6th grade was probably your worst year style-wise, amirite?

Nah 5th grade was worst for me. I only worse baggy jeans and huge t-shirts. I actually shopped in the guys section at the store. It was so embarrassing thinking about it now :[

In the future, I'd HATE to tell my grandkids "Back in my day, our books were on PAPER", amirite?

Those stupid new kindle things and electronic book things are so stupid, they defeat the purpose of a book

The way that Miley Cyrus is trying to act grown up and get away from her Disney image is sad. Real grown ups are responsible, they don't do drugs, they wear respectable clothes, and they don't party all the time and act out of control. When Emma Watson wanted to get away from her Harry Potter image she went to college, cut her hair, and started modeling. Emma Watson is the real role model, amir... amirite?

Theres a quote from Miley that she said and they play it on my local radio station to make fun of her and she says, "I would never do drugs, they are for stupid people and that's not who I am" hahahahaha dumbfuck.

For girls: You hate the way tight jeans feel, but you hate the way loose jeans look, amirite?

Solution: don't wear pants! :D

The only word I read was "coming".

You have a favorite cheese, amirite?

"mines Gouda :D"

You have been REALLY obsessed with something at one point in your life, to the point where it's almost all you can think about, amirite?

Currently: Ellen Degeneres :)

You don't often expect a guy to be deep, but you're pleasantly surprised when he is, amirite?
@973413

I always expect a guy to go deep...

It's wrong to force soldiers to coexist in close living quarters, showering, using the restroom, etc, in front of people of the same gender who are openly homosexual. amirite?

The point is they are fighting to save our country, GAY OR STRAIGHT it doesn't matter.

Everyone on iCarly has something funny about them...except Carly, amirite?
Ellen > Oprah, amirite?

ELLEN<333333333333333333

Women: Why do you feel the need to talk during sex? Don't get me wrong, some of the things you say are sexy, but other times, you constantly ask some really dumb shit. Pussy ain't supposed to come with a pop quiz, amirite?

I you're gettin asked questions buddy you're obviously not pleasing...