You wonder what atheists call out in bed, amirite?

Female atheists yell "oOoOoOoOHHHHHHHHHHH DANIEL JAMES!"

After hugging someone a lot, the shirt you're wearing that day starts to smell a bit like them, amirite?

Whenever I hugged my bf my shirt smelled like him all day : )

Teen Pregnancy: Here's a suggestion. How 'bout you just DON'T HAVE SEX, amirite?

Or, just have gay sex! If you're a hot guy and are interested, please contact me.

After hugging someone a lot, the shirt you're wearing that day starts to smell a bit like them, amirite?

I love when that happens. Call me girly idgaf its a good feeling. Its almost like theyre still there with u

Teen Pregnancy: Here's a suggestion. How 'bout you just DON'T HAVE SEX, amirite?
@Katffro Well, you always have your hand! And it's completely risk-free.

Risk-free? Masturbation is dangerous. That shit might get in your eye.

Teen Pregnancy: Here's a suggestion. How 'bout you just DON'T HAVE SEX, amirite?

Can't afford condoms or birth control = can't afford kid = can't afford sex.
Simple as that.~

Let's just pretend Mean Girls 2 never happened, amirite?

It sucked because Tina Fey didn't write the screenplay.

Why are the ugliest and simplest paintings worth the most? I mean, can you imagine if Oprah finger-painted a red line on a piece of paper? That'd be worth millions. amirite?
Why are the ugliest and simplest paintings worth the most? I mean, can you imagine if Oprah finger-painted a red line on a piece of paper? That'd be worth millions. amirite?
Guys who say, "Women belong in the kitchen," are single. Amirite?

Girls who can't take a joke are also single.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@RaShEllllA Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

Girls: How you feel about a guy crying depends on the reason why he is, ex. if it's because he misses his dead dog, then he's a total sweetheart, but if it's because a teacher yelled at him, he needs to grow some balls... amirite?
@990131

IM CRYING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

I don't care if we are " all girls. " That does not mean I'm going to change in front of you or see you naked. amirite?

Pics or it didn't happen
Preferrably vids

I don't care if we are " all girls. " That does not mean I'm going to change in front of you or see you naked. amirite?