Fats, oils, and sweets must be the best thing for me to eat. Its at the top of the pyramid, amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and your friends just can't help but ummagumma

It would suck if you actually had something in your eye during an emotional movie scene because nobody would believe you, amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and your friends just can't help but ummagumma

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever you want. amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and your friends just can't help but ummagumma, but you realize you don't have friends so you just sealobobobobo the suke

When you are watching a magician doing magic tricks on stage you always hope he/she messes up so you can see how the trick works, amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and your friends just can't help but ummagumma

The best way to make charcoal is to put your dinner in the oven and then sit down to post on amirite, amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and your friends just can't help but ummagumma

Sometimes when you go through narrow spaces, you think about how fat people can't fit through it, amirite?

ya and then you ougouga's the seulueloa and after that you just can't help but ummagumma

It's funny when you see a bird trying to fly against the wind, and he's not making much progress, so he just kinda hovers there, amirite?

ya and then he ougouga's the seulueloa and you just can't help but ummagumma

Its∙really∙annoying∙when∙people∙have∙this∙setting∙on∙microsoft∙work∙activated¶ Amirite?

I had to do that alot in my tech ed class

Music today isn't "worse" than what you grew up with. Your parents probably thought your music was terrible compared to what their generation listened to. The reality is that times change and so do popular styles of music, and people should remember that the music that's popular is popular for a reason, amirite?

someone give this guy a medal he knows what's up

Not all men are created equal. Some people have a head start on you, but you can't just sit at the start line, crying about how it's unfair. You need to catch up and make them cry about falling behind when they had the head start, amirite?

someone give this nigga a medal, he knows what's up.

Disliking the color blue seems impossible, amirite?

I fucking hate the color blue

When you were a little kid and received money from family members or friends for your birthday, and your parents said they would hold on to it for "safe keeping", you knew you'd never see that money again. amirite?

I would have been like "bullshit give me my money"

When you insult something, your insult has to be better than the thing you're insulting or else YOU are the one who sounds dumb. For example I respect Justin Bieber about 1000x more than some random on the internet who thinks he's hilarous when he says "Justin Bieber is a GIRL HAHAHA" amirite?

random what? cow, donkey, pony....

While you're look out through the horizon, while sitting on a beach, all these strange thought about life, death, happend in past and what will happen in the future. each thought deeper than the next and new briliant ideas appear. But after you leave everything disappeas as fast as it came, amirite?

*THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING.

Everybody has one of those things that they probably wouldnt do in front of other people but are secretly really proud of, amirite?

these comments are interesting